Gun nut humor

[KY DAN]

I remember 15ish years ago you might be a gun nut was a big thing, so maybe we can make it a big thing thing again.

You might be a gun nut if you collect primers of all types regardless for the preservation of industry history.

You might be a gun nut if Dillon precision calls and checks to see if you would be willing to sell shell plates and NOS parts for RL1000 machines.

You might be a gun nut if your class 3/sot has you on speed dial anytime an sub machine gun comes on the books for sale.

You might be a gunnut if you constantly browse powder valley in pursuit of powder just for the day the primer famine ends.

You might be a gunnut if you worry about the life spans of you favorite range/carry pieces so you buy 3-5 of each so you have a "lifetime" supply.

You might be a gunnut if you were reloading 9mm before covid instead of buying factory ammo because you saw the "big picture".

If anyone would like to add it would be nice to stimulate our minds with relatable content.

 

[NIGHTLORD40K]

You might be a gun nut if you pronounce it "Ger-end" instead of "Gar-and."

 

[unspellable]

You might be a gunnut if you worry about the life spans of you favorite range/carry pieces so you buy 3-5 of each so you have a "lifetime" supply.

Sounds familiar.

 

[sequins]

You might be a gun nut if you've just bought the last gun you need... for the 23rd time

 

[unspellable]

You might be a gun nut if you are working on a 31-30 wildcat to fill the performance gap between your 30-30 and your 32 Special.
You might be a gun nut if you run a 240 grain bullet out of your 44 Special at 1200 fps because that's the way Elmer did it, while you run the same bullet out of your S&W 29 at 1000 fps because it's delicate and needs to be babied.

 

[Shak3s1977]

You might be a gun nut if you run a 240 grain bullet out of your 44 Special at 1200 fps because that's the way Elmer did it, while you run the same bullet out of your S&W 29 at 1000 fps because it's delicate and needs to be babied.

 

[Jim Watson]

Knew a guy who did almost that. Downloaded .44 Magnum, overloaded .45 LC.
The .44 left him hanging on a big pig.

 

[conan32120]

you might be a gun nut if you bring an AR firing pin on a first date and only have a second date if that person knows what it is.

 

[Old Dog]

you might be a gun nut if you bring an AR firing pin on a first date and only have a second date if that person knows what it is.

Reminds me of what I used to tell my daughters:

 

[.308 Norma]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

 

[NorthBorder]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

OH,NO!
But I don' t drink coffee.

 

[Jim Watson]

Depends on whether THR or some other gunboard was my last check the night before. But coffee and www for sure.

 

[Howland937]

You might be a gun nut if you drive to the range with at least 5 guns that are each worth more than your vehicle.

You definitely are a gun nut if those 5 guns have scopes that are also worth more than your vehicle.

 

[wiscoaster]

You might be a gun nut if you can't resist clicking "Like" on all the "you might be a gun nut if ...." posts in this thread.

 

[Armored farmer]

You might be a gun nut if your wife lays down in bed beside you and looks at the tablet you're holding and says, "guns,guns,guns.......don't you ever get tired of reading about guns!"?
True story!
Nope!

 

[shootstraight57]

You might be a gun nut if all you do all day is parous the internet for gun stuff!

 

[shootstraight57]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

That is definitely me! LOL

 

[theotherwaldo]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

Nope.
THR has to wait until I get to work - so that I can dedicate a proper amount of time to it... .

(Retire? Probably get retired with a shovel.)

 

[Jim Watson]

At monitor with coffee now. Got to go get ready for the rest of the day... which includes shooting.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

If you also add move the cat...
That pretty well sums it up for me as well.

 

[PRD1]

You might be a gun nut if you're retired, so when you get up in the morning, you start your computer, and while it's "coming up," you pour your coffee. Then you sit down in front of your computer and go directly to THR.

Damn! A direct hit!

PRD1 - mhb - MIke

 

[Jdague12]

If you buy a second, much larger safe instead of thinning out the herd

 

[The Bushmaster]

You might be a gun nut if you discover that your main carry (.40 S&W) and your backup (9mmX19) use the same magazine.

 

[theotherwaldo]

If you buy a second, much larger safe instead of thinning out the herd

-Or if you have to start buying smaller safes because there's no more room for big ones... .

 

[bullseye308]

You might be a gun nut if you microwave things in times like 2:23, 357, 45, 308, 22 etc.