Hillary Clinton in my house on Christmas!

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jrfoxx

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Hillary Clinton was in my house on Christmas! No, I'm not kidding.........ok, well, I am sorta.:D
This is one of the gifts the wife gave me this year.It's a 1.5 foot tall, singing, dancing, Hillary Clinton Doll or "Boogie Diva", as the box says (No I'm not kidding, the box actualy calls her that).The box also proclaims: "New York's Senator gets down and funky", and "Those pearls! That frosted hair!Those sweet dance moves!" and "Watch her try to dance her way to the white house!".She sings, horribly I might add, "My country tis of thee", while dacing.It's horrible.Wife thought it was pretty funny though.I think its posessed, like Chucky, so I plan to deal with it properly......it will be used for target practice with my .22 next time I go out.I cant imagine anything more fun than plinking away at a singing (horribly),dancing doll with a .22.I cant wait to take it shooting so I dont have to listen to the shrill singing anymore, or atch those hips shake (shudder) anymore, as the wife and kid keep playing it over and over.they think it's funny.Persnally, I die a little inside each time.I hope the rain stops soon so I can put an end to the madness....and if he .22 dosnt cut it, I'm sure th Mosin m44 will....:D.I plan to put the bullet riddled doll next to the bullet riddled laptop on top of my gun cabinet.Should ward of evil anti-gun spirits nicely.:D Merry Christmas all!
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URP! I just threw up a little in my mouth!

Gads, that thing is ugly! Real life like. Sends a chill up my spine, just like the real one.
 
I would return it to the store to take back the profits from that witch. Makes me sick to buy anything that directly puts money in ther pocket.
 
Does it come with accessories like ash trays and lamps that can be used for tossing at the Bill Clinton doll?
 
Funny!

But seriously, I'd be very careful about shooting that at a public range. Shooting Hillary in effigy could get you in a lot of trouble these days if the wrong person saw it. Not that the wrong person is likely to be at a shooting range, but stranger things have happened. Some blue-loving guy shooting his muzzleloader (because Hillary would NEVER ban those) might take offense and call the police on the crazy domestic terrorist shooting an image of Hillary with an assault weapon. (Well yer honor, he was assaulting that Hillary doll with the rifle, so in this particular instance, the gun was technically an assault rifle.)
 
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