How many guns do you own?

[ClayInTX]

I was going to tell about my tragic boat sinking but Blackbeard on the other thread said he’s tired of hearing it. However, my disastrous fire last week...

 

[Carne Frio]

If you know how many guns you have, then you need more.
If you don't know how many you have you are a gun nut.
If you have a whole lot of guns and have an accurate count
then you are a gun nut with OCD.
If you don't have any guns then your just a nut.

 

[blkbrd666]

I was going to tell about my tragic boat sinking but Blackbeard on the other thread said he’s tired of hearing it. However, my disastrous fire last week...

Who is Blackbeard??? People keep calling me Blackbeard, but I never said anything about a boat sinking. I was on one myself with a friend and lost like 40 guns.

 

[Grassman]

I have enough to make it very "inconvenient" for any intruders in my castle.

 

[smokeyandthebandit05]

0 Handguns
7 Rifles
2 Shotgun

 

[LeontheProfessional]

With all the talk about guns sinking to the bottom of rivers got me thinking of a great Idea for when they come for my guns.

Step 1: Bury/ hide guns at undisclosed location away from but not too far from own property
Step 2: Buy old car
Step 3: Call Miss Utility
Step 4: Take every metal part off car
Step 5: Bury metal car parts all over own property

Officer: Sir, where are your guns?
Me: Sorry officer I buried them a few years ago because the wife did not like me owning them.
Officer: Where did you bury them?
Me: Well officer, it has been so long I can't seem to remember but they are somewhere around here.

 

[Dr.Mall Ninja]

If you know how many guns you have, then you need more.
If you don't know how many you have you are a gun nut.
If you have a whole lot of guns and have an accurate count
then you are a gun nut with OCD.
If you don't have any guns then your just a nut

AMEN!

 

[oasis618]

Witty, non-descript, vaguely worded response possibly involving a tragic marine-going vessel accident.

 

[evan price]

I used to own guns, then I saw what a horrific toll of violence and disaster that they were causing in the world, so I had them melted down and reforged as whaling harpoons.

Thar she blows, mateys!

 

[Arkansas Paul]

Not nearly enough. I do have to take my shoes off to count them though.

 

[Blackbeard]

A better question would be, "How many guns have you lost in boating accidents?" None of the foil-hatters will admit to owning any guns on a gun forum.

 

[Arkansas Paul]

^ Ha. Yeah, the black helecopters are probably over their houses right now, looking through the windows at their computer screens just waiting for them to type the number, so they can come and seize them. lol

 

[22-rimfire]

I can only guess without some effort which I don't feel like doing. It is generally not anyone's business except mine. Folks could probably figure out how many firearms I might own by reading all of my posts, but that takes a lot of effort. You knew about the boating accident and the fire didn't you? So what was there a couple of years ago may be bye bye now.

 

[USMC - Retired]

Less than I want and more than I can fit in the gun safe...

 

[The Bushmaster]

Before or after the boating accident?

 

[jnyork]

Dang canoes!

 

[Kingofthehill]

31 handguns
12 long guns

 

[CoRoMo]

One more than I used to.

One less that I soon will.

 

[Robert]

That is no one's business but my own.

 

[mcdonl]

I just just the right amount.

 

[DCortez]

Not enough

20+ but I'd have to count them

 

[glove]

13 for me.
Dave

 

[hereiamnia]

3 shotguns
3 rifles
5 handguns
1 handgun on layaway

 

[rondog]

That's MY business and mine alone. When I croak, my survivors can worry about counting them. If they can find them all.

 

[Husker46]

Only a few, had to sell some when I lost my job