I'm breaking up with .223 *sniff*

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Right now I do not know whether to reload or go wake up my wife.... :scrutiny:

What were you thinking, she likes guns too.
 
great thread!

hi i'm bob......i left my .223 for a 22-250 i don't play with her often but if i cook for her she will do what ever i want:) ... to include her sister 22lr:D
 
Want a fun cheap date? The old 30-06. This government restaurant (CMP) sells some Greek made quality dinners for $67/240. Maybe not the cheapest girl in town but boy does she know how to kick compared to those 5.xx rounds.
 
Pheeewwww...I thought I was the only one...

...to be having intra-caliber affairs these days. Almost makes me feel a little guilty for owning 3 M1As and only being able to shoot one at a time :scrutiny: And then I feel even worse when i open the storage compartment and reach for the 10/22 cuz I can't afford to take these beauts out everytime I wanna diddle a trigger. I take solace in the fact that the 3 of them stand side by side and LOOK 'ABSOIL-UTELY MAH-VELOUS' :D Yeah, big girls enjoy love too! Just takes a little more muscle to make a great session out of.... ;)
 
I, for one, am glad that your dumping her. I've been dating your girl on the side off and on for a long time and have been wanting to see her again but just could never find her.

I looked high and low and she was not to be found. I even went to the local brothel where I used to be able to reliably find her when I couldn't find her anywhere else. Though I was embarrassed to be seen there I did appreciate the fact that when I did find her there that she was one of the cheaper girls.

Nowadays I can't even find her there very often and when I do you wouldn't believe what Ms. Kitty is asking for her services these days.

I guess she has been hanging out at your place a lot. I'm glad you're giving up on here, maybe that will give her more time with me.
 
I've been dating a woman named .223. Her appetites have become expensive. Dinners out used to cost $129/1000. Now they're $400/1000.
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Start cooking for her at home on the reloading bench. That is how I keep my woman named .223 fed! As the others mentioned the little sister named 22lr is what I have been shooting the most of these days!

You guys are weird... creepy weird.
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:D
 
Hmmm. Nobody mentioned .22LR's little cousin-moved-in-next-door. No shock there. Bunch o' haters. I hear 17 Mach 2 is a bit faster, goes a bit farther and has sleeker curves. I know, I know. The neighborhood said she'd never stay...she was a fad-come-to-tease and break-your-heart. She's not as-cheap-as like .22LR, but she can really mix it up at 2,000 for $149.00, she's worth a first date. Heck, you might even end up courting her.
 
.17? She's a little too petite for my tastes. I need 'em to have a little meat on their bones.

Shoot, the .223 and 5.45x39mm are a little small for my tastes though I show the .223 a good time every now and again.

If the .30-06, and 8mm Mauser, 7.62x54R are the "big girls", is 7.62x39mm "thick" but voluptuous?

Okay, I'm pretty sure I've gone too far.
 
I've got my 8mm German girl robust and hard hitting, she doesn't quit, could wear through a few men when she's on a roll. There's my 7.62x54r Russian sleek but gritty sometimes when i find her in old crates but damend if she can't strip a 150 yards like it's nothing. And there's my 30-30 gal who loves here lever worked after I've oiled her up and feed her right, Winchester is her favorite meal and she can be quite the delight. And .223 how I never knew thee till a few months ago, so fast so soft I could have you all day long without taking a break. For .30-06 perhaps one day but too far is price for me to play. But my one true love is .308 Winchester, I've had her older sister .308 Nato but Winchester gives a man fire, a work against the shoulder while crouched fighting to keep the muzzle from climbing higher. Oh how I long to desire, to build you a .30 BMG from a kit for your many sisters to join you linked in surplus Israeli clips a thousand long homed in a .30 ammo case. To put on that tripod that invites stares and ah, soon my love, a year from now I'll have your new home, no more the CETMEs and FALs, spanish, south african, and australian no more but American steel all your own.
 
I see the .223 as the young girl who hasn't come into her curves, so to say; she's fast and light and you can pack a bunch of them in your van---i mean mag. oops!

Now, the .308, there's a beautiful woman!!! But her allure and time-tested skills cost a little extra, and some younger calibers have come by attempting to draw me from her, but she knows better than to get jealous because

she stole me from the intense spell of infatuation that .223 casted over me, and she knows that once a cheater, always a cheater, and all these dames know that my first love will never have cob-webs:

30-06. She's so pretty and was my first love, though I lost my "virginity" to .243 on my first hunt.

Unfortunately, there were some two twin sisters of .223 I didn't know about that were hid away from me until after the comedic surgeons could finish the boob, butt, and face jobs, . . . the 6.5g and 6.8spc call like sirens!
 
My new love (22LR) has formed a bond with my old love (223) with the help of my old friend, Spike ('s Technical), who taught her how to go on a diet while eating all she wants. :)
 
Also, if you go for a bigger woman, shes not quite as picky, so you can feed her more basic stuff (lead). That way, you get more and pay less. Aint the BBW's just great?
 
You can still buy a 5.45 gun and 10,000 rounds of ammo for HALF of what you'll spend for an AR and 10k/.223 from this day forward. That should keep most of us a lifetime if we practice sparingly, and die of old age......
 
Beautiful post. lol, and i'm not sure if your doing the rite thing. 5.45 wont be cheap for long. But enjoy it while you can.
 
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