Its simply amazing how many internet trained special forces members are out there buying thousands of dollars worth of tactical crap to play dress up on the weekend and practice swat team drills. Tactical vests that can hold 60 loaded magazines to fend off the zombies, tactical pants, tactical shoes, tactical glasses, tactical hats! Spend $300 on a flashlight, even better if you can screw it to the front of a glock. Gun on their waist, and one in the back of their pants, and another on their ankle and 4 magazines for each on them at all times. AR15 with heat seeking laser sight under the couch and two in the nightstand. Remember your gun needs to be ambidextrous so you can "continue the fight" if your right hand could get blown off by a hand grenade. Pay money to some other internet trained ninjas to teach you how to have a gunfight and load your gun without a slide release. Get together with your friends and play dress up and pretend your in a post apocalypse movie on the weekends. Then go on the internet and argue with people about if a 9mm is "enough gun" or if you need a 40 or 10, or 45, or 50 AE for "one shot stops" against "drug crazed opponents." Look up studies about bullet effectiveness and analyze them in detail for hours. Then go to the gun store and tell everyone about what you learned and what gun they should buy based on what people on youtube said they need. Don't bother to learn to shoot because the tactical instructor said that 99% of "engagements" happen at a range of 4 inches. No matter that you can't hit a door at 20 feet because your gun hold 26 rounds and you have another 600 in your tactical vest underneath your T shirt. Prepared for anything and desperately hoping it comes! When the government collapses we'll show everyone!
