Just a little limerick for you

[Alec]

I saw it one night on GunBroker
and thought I could dress like a roper
and ride 'round the farm
with its case-hardened charm
saying, "won this old Colt playing poker"

 

[bannockburn]

Alec

Very good! I like it!

 

[Outlaw Man]

Ha! Very nice!!

 

[Texan Scott]

I haven't heard a clean limerick in years. Cute!

 

[1KPerDay]

I post on The High Road dot Org,
Every day like the clockwork of Borg,
It's mostly 'bout guns,
with some knives just for fun,
and occasional slingshots by Joerg.

 

[788Ham]

WHEW, gonna leave, getting too high falutin' fer me.

 

[Ryanxia]

Good job Alec. 1kperday that was good too.

Any others?

 

[shafter]

Ok. . . . .

 

[Alec]

There was a board member named Shafter,
To whom I will try to give laughter:
He might not like Colt
So my pride I will molt
And put Glock in my humor hereafter

 

[Stevie-Ray]

There is a site called High Road
'Bout guns we all love to load
But, don't come be mean
And you best keep it clean
Or mods say, from the site you'll be throw'd

 

[1KPerDay]

lol

 

[shafter]

There was a board member named Shafter,
To whom I will try to give laughter:
He might not like Colt
So my pride I will molt
And put Glock in my humor hereafter

As a matter of fact I'd take your Colt over a Glock any day!

 

[OptimusPrime]

Twas looking for advice here one day;
When appearing to my sad dismay
Was a humorless Mod
Who shut me down hard.
And infracted my <removed> - no delay.

 

[Officers'Wife]

Let the record reflect I took the advice of Sister Beatrice to heart and refrained from posting my invention.

 

[Robert]

Cute, but off topic