Aw heck, I guess I would be a little interested to see what the REMF and FOBBIT models looked like......
Something tells me the REMF model would be nice and shiny, short barrel (who needs the extra weight or accuracy?), and probably comes with some engraving.
And the FOBBIT model would have a foldout spoon for those late night trips to the chow hall for ice cream.... maybe even an integral staple remover as well.