Make yourself vomit, girl!

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The Illinois State Police are just FULL of good advice!

If you must fight

Guns stolen from residences are a primary way of getting guns into the hands of criminals.

[So whatever you do - don't have one of THOSE...You should be just fine fighting off your attacker with any of the following items:]

Articles common to your handbag that make useful defense weapons.

nail file
rat tail comb
teasing brush
pens and pencils
keys
anything rigid
 
Bob,
There is no lawful way to carry a gun ready for use in Illinois. DO you expect the ISP to advocate felony conduct? That's right, UUW involving a firearm is a felony here.

Oleg,
How many other police departments in how many other states do you think have that exact same or very similar advice posted on a website or in a brochure?

I bet even some Texas police departments pass out the same stupid advice. :what:

Jeff
 
I really like this.

I showed it and the Illinois PD page to one of my more feminist/very leftist friends. She's now asking me to teach her to shoot out of disgust with a society that encourages victims to enable their attackers, and said that after I teach her and she feels comfortable, she'll be buying a gun.
 
How many other police departments in how many other states do you think have that exact same or very similar advice posted on a website or in a brochure?


What does it matter? That does not excuse the blatant stupidity of the Illinois police for pushing the "crap yourself to prevent forcible rape" defense.

They've probably got 2girls1cup as their department homepage and use it as inspiration for public self defense policy.

-T
 
230RN said:
Despite any supposed "value" of the advice, I think this subject is in poor taste for a poster.

It's precisely because it's such poor taste that it's a great subject. It's ludicrous enough that, when presented properly, it offers a powerful argument for a stronger form of self defense.

Oleg, I like the thread title. I'm not sure how, but could that tagline be used in a photo?
 
Jeff White said:
Bob,
There is no lawful way to carry a gun ready for use in Illinois. DO you expect the ISP to advocate felony conduct? That's right, UUW involving a firearm is a felony here.

You have a point there. I don't actually expect them to advocate firearms. BUT, as an official police website, they DO have a responsibility (moral, forget the legal) to encourage the most effective form of self defense available. And I don't think it involves a lot of passivity.

Oleg,
How many other police departments in how many other states do you think have that exact same or very similar advice posted on a website or in a brochure?

I bet even some Texas police departments pass out the same stupid advice.

Doesn't make it right. Singling out one PD in particular helps focus the message (as opposed to "police departments suggest..." which makes it sound as if the poster is against ALL police departments).
 
Nice work Oleg

I'm a fan.

Does anyone know if carrying a cap and ball revolver is illegal in Illinois? The ATF doesn't consider them a firearm, and no doubt a Dragoon is capable of smoking a bad guy if the shooter does his or her part (pun intended). I have read some articles on the matter, but I'm still not sure. If I lived in a freedom hating state I would definitely look into alternate forms of defense; and I'm not talking about whistles and urine.

Cabelas has a nice selection of affordable cap and ball guns - http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/t...602007&parentType=category&parentId=cat602007
 
<Quote> In addition to this they had a statistic that told people when a woman uses a firearm in self defense, 50% of the time she ends up killing a family member or close friend. </Quote>

Perhaps that's because 50% of the time, it's a family member or close friend that's trying to rape her? :uhoh:
 
Despite any supposed "value" of the advice, I think this subject is in poor taste for a poster.

Gun control is in much more poor taste.

Jeff White said:
I bet even some Texas police departments pass out the same stupid advice.

I've never run across the vomit one but the car key samurai sword technique seems to be common advice, which is just about as useless.
Even in Texas where concealed carry is quite common it's never actually given as an alternative officially by LE. Not sure why.
 
Make yourself vomit, girl...

... because someone sick enough to rape you will be totally grossed out when you puke.

Where do they get this stuff?
 
Jeez.. you need a permit and "training" to buy mace there, too!? Mace isn't common here, but OC spray is (it was invented here). It's sold practically at every gas station.. maybe even at Chuck-E-Cheese's! (but not at Wal-Mart..)
 
The Illinois State Police are just FULL of good advice!

If you must fight

Guns stolen from residences are a primary way of getting guns into the hands of criminals.

[So whatever you do - don't have one of THOSE...You should be just fine fighting off your attacker with any of the following items:]

Articles common to your handbag that make useful defense weapons.

nail file
rat tail comb
teasing brush
pens and pencils
keys
anything rigid

You should never carry any of those things in your purse, because if they can take a way your gun, they will take away your rat tail comb and use it against you. [/tongue in cheek]
 
Was googling some rape prevention posters just now looking for the vomit advice and I came across this....

OUCH!!!

http://femdefence.info/index2.html

Problem of course is rape already has to have occurred for it to work, so it's not exactly "prevention".

Still, the mind reels..... I like Oleg's better.
 
I did`nt read all posts here, but I would like to say that Oleg should have that picture distributed as a flyer in Illinois. If I lived in Illinois I would print out thousands of them with Oleg`s permission first.
 
:DShould Print them out as Wheatpaste posters and put them around the state. Viral Marketing ;)

That and the 1851 Confederate Navy, .44 Caliber Revolver and Starter Kit looks tempting as a toy :D
 
In my opinion, the knave who authored that ISPD advice page should be fed to carnivores. The creature is unfit for anything better

great, what have you got against carnivores? Feeding them piles of doodoo like him would just make the poor carnivore ill. Have you no heart for the poor carnivore?

You have to remember, The brass at most police departments are anti anything that will actually help you. guns are bad, self defense is bad. According to the Po-Po, the only correct way to handle crime is to let it happen and that gives ole Johnny Law something to do. Someone has to justify the outline chalk budget for the year. And don't forget crime scene tape companies. How would they sell enough tape if people didnt roll over for crime?

Oleg, I love it when you poke holes in their logic.

Ohh... so thats what the Femdefense device is for...poking holes in logic
 
In my opinion, the knave who authored that ISPD advice page should be fed to carnivores. The creature is unfit for anything better.

As a carnivore myself, I find this truly revolting....and I eat truck stop sushi. That individual would even gag a maggot.
 
I think that you should move the first caption away from her eye. It looks a little weird.

Also, it may work better if you had a picture of her holding a tongue depressor saying "Illinois State Police Guide to Rape Prevention: Vomit on yourself."

For the second caption, maybe say "Use the tool that would discourage him more." It seems less barbaric. The anti's see hurting anyone as bad mojo, so if we emphasized that guns are only tools, they may get the point better.
 
I'm old enough to remember being told this nonsense as a young woman. My response at the time was to get the Greene County Sheriff to come to our SMSU Women's Caucus meeting and talk to us about REAL self defense possibilities. No, he didn't suggest carrying guns. None of us thought of it as an option, either. But he did do better than "barf on him".

Springmom
 
In addition to this they had a statistic that told people when a woman uses a firearm in self defense, 50% of the time she ends up killing a family member or close friend.
Perhaps that's because 50% of the time, it's a family member or close friend that's trying to rape her?
That is correct. Most women who are beaten or killed are victims of their husbands, boy friends or "significant others."

That statistic is like the number of "children" killed by guns -- if we call someone 25 years old a "child" and omit the fact he was a drug dealer in a shootout with a rival drug dealer.
 
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