started slowing down your speech
LoL.
When it's 80º by 0800 (after a night time low of only 78-79º) at 98%RH, a body just can't push the air fast enough to support fast talkin'. Come July, when it gets to be 95º at 1500 and the land breeze has dropped the humidity to only 60-65%, you have to speak slowly just to not burn your lungs.
Houston can be an odd place, from as far away, as, say, Waco, it's all Houston; get closer, and everyone specifies which neighborhood/city area they are from instead. Learning them all can seem daunting. As will learning the "names" of all the roads. It says "I-45" on the map, but th signage says "northeast freeway" or "Gulf Freeway" depending upon which side of town you are on. Ok, so, 610, 290, and 59 are exceptions to this (mostly).
Used to be a swanky range/gun club in Conroe, but I do not know if it repoened after it closed in the late 90s. There was a decent service rife range out in Alvin Appleseed still shoots out near there, IIRC. There was a rather ramshackle range out on 45 across from the old TI plant. I have a memory that they used a fifteen minute timer on the pistol lines: 15 hot and 15 cold. But, that memory is from around 1986 or so.
Oh, and if you get a chance, drive out west on 290 to Hempstead where the blueebonnets are in bloom. Go a bit further and see Chappell Hill. There's a good BBQ joint--Art's--in Waller on the way back.