Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser

[GunnySkox]

Art's grammaw would be SHOCKED by this thread!

*cackle*
~Gunny

 

[pete f]

I have been told that certain gentlemen, upon getting "tased" find out that they have spontaineously "released" this from a many year police officer who has "zapped" many a BG.

I know that elctrostims are used to encourage donating bulls who ahhhh are "lethargic."


That cringe getting any tighter?

 

[GEM]

That officer was really on the ball!

 

[bigun15]

Why do people have to be so teste with the police?

 

[GunnySkox]

Someone's going to hell for posting in this thread.


1, 2, 3, not it!

~Gunny

 

[Spiggy]

I dont know whether to cringe or laugh...

 

[Waitone]

The ossifer needs to work on his flinch.

 

[c_yeager]

target fixation....

I think Deputy Daniel Hollywood might have allowed his gaze to wander a bit from COM.

 

[oneshooter]

Not a "one shot stop" more like a "one shock stop". I wonder if they had to recharge him later.

Oneshooter
Livin in Texas

 

[buy guns]

i am really getting sick of these creeps who keep running around naked trying to get girls to touch them. some other ??????? was doing it at the school i used to go to but luckiy he was also arrested too.

 

[losangeles]

Well the naked guy was looking for a charge to get discharged. He got it!

 

[orangeninja]

Sentence Served.

 

[Jubei]

I can just see all the officers involved in this incident, standing over a wailing, crying, naked dumb-a$$ in the fetal position, debating over who gets to collect the evidence.
-"I ain't pullin' that out, you do it."
-"I didn't taze his n&ts, you pull it out."
-"At least let go of the trigger"
-"Not until the battery runs out."

Sorry, Nut'n funny about that.

Jubei

 

[7.62x54r]

I like the cops aim.He will be thinking twice before wipping it out.

 

[grampster]

His behavior is simply aballing!

 

[rudolf]

Just wonder if we'll be seeing some Taser / Viagra comaprison tests in the near future

 

[Biker]

OMG. Two fried eggs and a side of sausage...think I'll pass!
Biker

 

[f4t9r]

Thats funny

 

[afasano]

Didn't a rapper write a song about that?

 

[mr.trooper]

Freekn 'A' man....Freekn 'A'.

 

[The Freeholder]

Since no one else's said it:

That's gonna leave a mark!

 

[HighVelocity]

In Serbia, men stand in line for this treatment.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[KriegHund]

ROFL this article made me laugh out loud- not good with hot green tea in the mouth...

 

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[msb45]

Just wondering

The officer should patent his male contraceptive device. While Johnny and the twins are probably OK, I'm guessing the swimmers aren't going to win any Olympic medals for a few days.

Could this be considered a "fish" fry?