nipple wrench comedy

[bobby n.]

i went into wally werld looking for supplies . the girl behind the counter was niave and i asked her where i could find a nipple wrench . her eyes got big and her hands went to her breasts and covered them over and she called me a perv...she was working in sporting goods counter and was clueless.. she said i could use clothes pins and i could look for spiked collars in the pet supply area...needless to say i found the wrench and pick and showed her the items and she eyed me with a look of complete disbelief. later i told the dept manager to bug her with nipple wrenches when the new order came in..true story.. share your funny story here

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

well did you take her up on the spiked color idea?

edited to add: wouldn't clothes pin...splinter?

 

[Macmac]

Yeah what color spike collar did you get her?

 

[Elbert P . Suggins]

Be thankful you didn't ask where she kept the bore butter cause she probably would have called security.

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

or asked her if they cleaned gun barrels

 

[bobby n.]

or if they had plugs...lol

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

wonder what she would've thought if you had mentioned scope rings...

 

[bobby n.]

rings would hve been in jewry . she was obviously young dumb and looking for a husband... maybe the dim witted stock boy could help her out there . i refuse to go to wally werld to buy supplies ..i use mail order or make my own . i just made a new ramrod for my 50 today on the wood lathe out of a piece of walnut we cut down last year.. .. im tempted to carve a new stock for my shotgun if i had a milling machine..one can hope for christmas

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

i made my own stock, its not that hard...

 

[bobby n.]

i decided on carving it myself, taking the measuremants and letting my yankee
buddy do the milling work ..hes a tool and die guy from pennsylvania that lives here in north carolina now. nice guy but his wife is a real northern delite

 

[bobby n.]

now im interested in the ramrod puller... the other night i broke a good rod with the cleaning jagg on it hence the new rod tody

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

hahahaha, good luck with your stock!