Only thirteen guns for SHTF

[Eleven Mike]

What if the day came that we had to fight an all-out war for survival against zombie slaves of GW Bush's tyrannical regime. And the gobt said your militia was only allowed to have 13 guns each. What guns would you bring?

I would have all AKs yall, with da switch and a cuople deegles.

 

[tellner]

I'd want whatever the invading zombie army had or at least something chambered in their calibers. After all, they're going to be the main source for spare parts, weapons and ammunition.

Remember what Chairman Mao said. "Armed struggle begins with the big knife. With the big knife you can get a sword. With a sword you can get a pistol. With a pistol you can get a rifle. With a rifle you can get anything." That was also the theory behind the Liberator pistol except that the Allies wanted the Indigenous Personnel to jump the queue by a few spaces.

 

[Roccobro]

I just sprung for 13 SKS's a couple weeks ago. Amazing that your title was for the same amount!

But I'll have to stock up on ammo as the local zombies won't be carrying 7.62.

Justin

 

[.38 Special]

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[IdahoFarmer]

Not the most elegant selection, but I'd have to go with 10 AKs and 3 Shotguns of the go-bang variety. The reasons are ammo availability, simple ammo management and the reliability of the guns.

 

[Geronimo45]

1. FA 1921 Thompson with the 100rd drum and a bandoleer of sticks.
2. HK 21 with a scope:

Always did like the idea of a belt-fed sniper MG.
3. A Walther PP in .32 found in shoulder holster, when the news media wished to photograph my band of merry zombie-slayers.
4. A 1911 in .45 in GI belt holster, with CT lasergrips - just to see if lasers bother zombies or not.
5. Walther 2000 - really neat looking gun, very compact, semi-auto.
6. Barret M82 in .50.
7. Webley Mark VI cut to .45 ACP, again for photo-ops.
8. Russian OTS-38 revolver, because they stole my idea for the silenced revolver.
9. Mauser HSc.
10. American-180.
11. Stechkin machine pistol.
12. Accurized .30-06 Garand with a scope.
13. Lever-action in .357 magnum.

The most important thing in such an environment is for the colors to look good together. It's not so much HOW you do it as it is how you LOOK when you do it. Photo-ops alone will win modern wars.


P.S.: This would all be carried in the classiest-looking assault wheelbarrow I could find.

 

[Ed Ames]

I just sprung for 13 SKS's a couple weeks ago. Amazing that your title was for the same amount!

Well, of course he knew how many... look at his location: "BATFE office, spying on you gun owners."

 

[Outlaws]

Do I get unlimited ammunition?

If so I want 13 GE MiniGuns setup on a marry-go-round. I will rig the on/off buttons together for simplicities sake.

 

[RCR29]

13 phased plasma rifles, all in the 40 watt range.

 

[mindwip]

Used as a Support weapon/Suppressive fire from roof tops, trees, or for when you need to reach
(5) m14 308, with full-auto and heaver barrel, with drums if need be.

Main weapons used, as i live in a city and it has high ammo clips or mags which ever you prefer.
(5) FN P90, chambered in a pistol cal. like 9mm +P or 40SW +P


Back ups-non fighting personal. Main duty is reloading mags and supplying ammo to front line guys. Communication releys and scouts for advanced areas. Would also be the drivers. Or to cover the "main" guns as they reload.
(3) hi-power loaded same as FN P90. With 20 rd mags.

 

[cracked butt]

What? Limited to carrying only 13 guns? Not in my America!

I'd pick an AR with a .22 upper, 11 Lorcins stashed about my body and a .500 S&W as a BUG in an ankle holster. Oh, and I'd also bring a Rambo knife.

 

[Justin]

You're killin' me here!