A few years back I used to visit SanDamTonio pretty often. I am a systems analyst specializing in data transport systems and I was running the USAF Recruiting Service's comms for recruiters. I spent a boatload of time in SA, enough so I ended up being able to give directions to locals.
Good people down there. They taunt us Yankees somethin fierce, but if you're a regular kind of person, they take you in pretty quickly. I made some lifelong friends in San Antonio.
It is DEATHLY hot and humid. No, its not as humid and stifling as Houston, but hell isnt as humid and stifling as houston.
Juniper pollen will kill you for 2 years. Then you might get lucky and get used to it.
In the winter, when they get a little tiny scattering of ice on the roads, they spread "sand", which, down there, consists of boulders, construction debris and other giant, damaging material. More people suffer broken windshields from the "sand" than are damaged by ice induced accidents. A small patch if ice up in New Braunfels is enough to have San Damtonio shut down by law.
When you are trying to merge onto a highway from an on-ramp anywhere in Texas, do NOT expect anybody in the right lane to move over to let you in. I think its a law in Texas. Nobody will move over to let you onto the highway. You have to swerve toward them until you are close enough to make them evacuate their bowels. Then they move over. Grudgingly. Scientists don't know why they do this.
You will find small restaurants that look like total dives in San Antonio that server the finest food you can find in the USA. All nationalities are involved. Often, the crudiest looking places serve the best stuff. Try Louigi's italian some time. Its on the southwest side of town. Also try El Caribe on the east side. Bahamas with a smile.
Get a civil service job working on an airforce base. You can be a total imbecile and still run huge projects with no fear of ever being fired. You can proclaim new, prohibited projects as being "maintenance" when they are really gigantic cost overrun projects designed to further the advancement of juvie officer's careers. Ask somebody at Randolph USAFRS about "AFRIS". Okay, maybe dont ask about that... Cooperate. You'll get paid. I didn't. I don't consult there any more!
Bass fishing in texas is more like street fighting than fishing. You need to relearn how to fish. First of all, the "hookset" needs to be strong enough to move a parked Volkswagon. In the parlance of Tejas bass fishermen, you need to "cross that bitch's eyes" when you set the hook. If you don't, your hook won't penetrate the 2.3 inches of solid bone that most Texas largemouth bass posses in their mouths. Be prepared to hang on to your rod as if you dont want it dragged (embarassingly) over the side. I must warn you, its happened before. I cant seem to remember who it happened to though.... hmmmmm...
San Antonio. Good memories from a Yankee. Nice people down there. North side good. South side can get hairy. Two miles further south and you're in boonies.
Go there. Do not come to NH. Ugly people, ugly countryside, too cold, no fish, no game, no jobs, horrible gun laws. Way, way crowded with anti-gun down country flatlanders....