if not, seriously, order it from interlibrary loan. It's by far the most inspirational, thought-provoking, and entertaining book I've ever read, and I've read thousands. It's full of great tales, but also sends the best "message" ever sent to the anti's, along with Boston T. Party''s MOLON LABE. Sometimes it just comes down to that, man. "Come take them" (because you didn't go snipe them before they got to you).