Right to Keep Beer and Arms

[ArfinGreebly]

Or is it . . .

Wife told me about this today. New take on the meaning of RKBA.
I found it on Fox News:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234618,00.html

ST. LOUIS — A St. Louis man was shot to death by his wife after giving her a can of warm beer, police said.

The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.

The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.

The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.

Okay, then, new version of the rule:

Keep your powder dry and your beer cold.

 

[Jamie C.]

I guess she thought that if he couldn't figure out how to keep beer cold during an ice storm he was too stupid to let live...

J.C.

 

[SwampFox]

Your obviously not from the St. Louis area and have never had a Stag beer.

It's a shooting offense.

 

[Ivy Mike]

The wrong person got shot.

Everyone knows there are only a select few beers worth drinking that come in cans.
Being as this is St. Louis, I doubt it was one of those.

 

[ScottsGT]

Oh thank God...I thought for a second there it was going to be from South Carolina again
After the USC fan shooting his drinking buddy over the Carolina/Clemson game two weekends back and now a 12 year old getting arrested for stealing his Christmas presents from under the tree and playing with them, we're getting some bad press lately!

 

[razorburn]

That page has a lot of interesting news. The one about the man faking retardation to scam the government for 20 years made me laugh.

 

[gezzer]

Wow! Usualy it's the other way around!!!

 

[Colt46]

Don't let your beer get too cold

Sticking it outside in freezing temps will just about guarantee that you get them to explode. Stuff them into a snow drift. The drift acts as insulation and they won't get cold enough to touch off.

 

[cbsbyte]

I hate warm beer. So I can feel the womens pain when she was handed a warm one by her now ex-husband. Plus there where probably a few other reason besides the warm beer, that made her shoot him.

 

[CNYCacher]

Your obviously not from the St. Louis area and have never had a Stag beer.

It's a shooting offense.

So is that atrocity known as "Saint Louis Style Pizza".

 

[BradGad]

Oh?

>The one about the man faking retardation to scam the government for 20 years made me laugh.

Can I still get in on that? I'm not sure what the point would be, but it sounds like a worthwhile project.

 

[LiquidTension]

Why do I suspect that the warm beer wasn't the first beer he handed her?