Busta Prima
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I've read about streamlining and it's not a bad idea. So I tried to plan how I would do it. You have to picture someone standing there with a couple of those puffy text clouds above them for the next part:
Of course 9mm is the mainstay - most "streamliners" are going ONLY to it for obvious and well established reasons so 9mm stays, duh. Can't get rid of .45, after all it's FORTY FIVE for crying out loud! That's like a motorcycle collector dumping all of his Harleys. Well then .40 cal has to go. It's the bastard child of the FBI - a horrific mating of a 45 and a 9 but they both cheated with a 10mm so nobody really knows who the dad (or even the mom at this point) really is anyway. Yup, 40's got to go. But wait . . . you just bought a Sig P226 in 40 and it's fast becoming your favorite pistol. Then there's your Glock 22 gen 2 and for some reason you kick ass with that one. Then there's the Glock 23 you promised yourself you'd carry but never do. I just can't dump 40. Okay, fine, so 9mm, 40 and 45 stay. That's not too bad. Let's see what else we can dump. Ah, 38 special . . . and .357 while you're at it. But you love revolvers. The 38/357 to revolvers is like the 9mm to semi autos. You CAN'T get rid of those and since a 357 can shoot a 38 it doesn't make sense to dump one without the other so no, they both stay. Hmmm . . . okay then those stay, what else? Well you bought that Glock 20 for some stupid reason, what was that again? Oh yeah, for all of those times you go hiking in the woods (never). None of your other calibers are enough for a bear (a 10 "barely" is, pun intended) and you didn't like that 44 mag much because you sold it right away so you HAVE to keep the 10mm. Ugh, fine, keep the 10mm. It's easy to feed just ONE gun anyway. What else, the 380? WHAT? What will you do without your Bodyguard? You have a CCW and it's hot here, what ELSE are you going to carry in a little pocket holster? You HAVE to keep the 380. Like you said for the 10mm, it's only one gun to feed so no biggie, right? Grrrr, I guess you're right. Something's gotta go because we're getting nowhere with this; how about the 22s? WHAT? Now you're talking crazy. The rifle? The 9 shot Taurus revolver that the wife shoots at the range? The friggen suppressor you busted your ass to get? The P22? The ammo is still dirt cheap (when you can find it). That would be the stupidest one to get rid of. That's like getting rid of a sink to save water, forget it. You suck. No YOU suck. Shutup and lets get back to it. Fine. Fine. Okay, what else is there? Well that's it for handgun calibers. Maybe you can get rid of some of the guns? I'm not talking to you anymore. Fine. Fine.
Nope. Sorry guys, I tried. Looks like I'm keeping them all.
Of course 9mm is the mainstay - most "streamliners" are going ONLY to it for obvious and well established reasons so 9mm stays, duh. Can't get rid of .45, after all it's FORTY FIVE for crying out loud! That's like a motorcycle collector dumping all of his Harleys. Well then .40 cal has to go. It's the bastard child of the FBI - a horrific mating of a 45 and a 9 but they both cheated with a 10mm so nobody really knows who the dad (or even the mom at this point) really is anyway. Yup, 40's got to go. But wait . . . you just bought a Sig P226 in 40 and it's fast becoming your favorite pistol. Then there's your Glock 22 gen 2 and for some reason you kick ass with that one. Then there's the Glock 23 you promised yourself you'd carry but never do. I just can't dump 40. Okay, fine, so 9mm, 40 and 45 stay. That's not too bad. Let's see what else we can dump. Ah, 38 special . . . and .357 while you're at it. But you love revolvers. The 38/357 to revolvers is like the 9mm to semi autos. You CAN'T get rid of those and since a 357 can shoot a 38 it doesn't make sense to dump one without the other so no, they both stay. Hmmm . . . okay then those stay, what else? Well you bought that Glock 20 for some stupid reason, what was that again? Oh yeah, for all of those times you go hiking in the woods (never). None of your other calibers are enough for a bear (a 10 "barely" is, pun intended) and you didn't like that 44 mag much because you sold it right away so you HAVE to keep the 10mm. Ugh, fine, keep the 10mm. It's easy to feed just ONE gun anyway. What else, the 380? WHAT? What will you do without your Bodyguard? You have a CCW and it's hot here, what ELSE are you going to carry in a little pocket holster? You HAVE to keep the 380. Like you said for the 10mm, it's only one gun to feed so no biggie, right? Grrrr, I guess you're right. Something's gotta go because we're getting nowhere with this; how about the 22s? WHAT? Now you're talking crazy. The rifle? The 9 shot Taurus revolver that the wife shoots at the range? The friggen suppressor you busted your ass to get? The P22? The ammo is still dirt cheap (when you can find it). That would be the stupidest one to get rid of. That's like getting rid of a sink to save water, forget it. You suck. No YOU suck. Shutup and lets get back to it. Fine. Fine. Okay, what else is there? Well that's it for handgun calibers. Maybe you can get rid of some of the guns? I'm not talking to you anymore. Fine. Fine.
Nope. Sorry guys, I tried. Looks like I'm keeping them all.