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Sam Cade

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I honestly don't know how to describe this knife.

It is like a funhouse mirror version of a Tom Brown Tracker, perhaps?


SPECIAL COMBAT RAZR™
Extreme Professional Model
http://www.razrknife.com/index.html

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Ad Copy for the knife said:
Agile enough to wield, yet tough enough to sweep through
bone and flesh in one swing of your hand.

A pound and a quarter of razor sharp, triple tempered steel.
A silent cutting saw on the spine, with triangulated cut-back
teeth that cuts quietly without clogging or hanging up, a
Piranha jaw behind the gut hook to literally chew through
anything you can fit in it.

But in front, a steep cutting edge with a reinforced point
that is perfectly aligned with the center of the blade for
driving penetration. A blade that is a quarter of an inch
thick, high carbon steel that is literally shaving sharp.

To be unstoppable you must be more than you fear, and at
times go from tough to invincible in any landscape, with
focus and determination, man nor beast, is too much. And if
you’ve been in the field, you get the point.
$589.00 plus tax (if applicable),
:what:
(sheath not included) :scrutiny:
 
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Oh Wow!

I Gots to Gets Me one of them Rat There!
To go with my Harbor Freight $5.95 Rambo Survival knife.

Only one question though.
For $589 + Tax.
Does it come with a box of Band-Aids for the blisters the handle gives you while playing with it on the couch?

And of course, for the deep cuts you are bound to get while 'Wielding' it, or even accidentally getting too close to the 'Piranha Jaw behind the Gut Hook'?

Pretty good deal if it came with Free Band-Aids.
And a cheap nylon sheath..

Otherwise, not so much!
Guess I'll have to wait for the $5.95 Harbor Freight rip-off to come out.

And buy the Band-Aids and sheath separately.

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They forced a TOPS Tom Brown Tracker and TOPS Screamin' Eagle to mate, and that thing is the hideous offspring.



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A sheath is neither needed nor desired for such a knife. You walk through the woods with the knife thrust forward in your hand and the world recedes in awe. But what do you do if you meet someone and they laugh?:barf:
 
Anyone wielding that monstrosity deserves the rounds that will be coming their way.... and I can't think of a better scenario for anyone dumb enough to buy something like that and attempt even the slightest aggression with it.
 
I hacked my fingers to ribbons trying to open the first Leatherman I ever had, with this knife I'd end up like the black knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

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That guy has been an ongoing joke on knife forums for years now.

He has taken a TOPs knife, ground away parts of it, and is selling it as his own,

If you go to his site, there's a testimonial from a "soldier" from a unit that nobody's heard from before.

I recall a time when a bunch of knife people were contacting him about this knife and who any users were, the responses were quite delusional.
 
I've never encountered a "silent" saw before....... my experience with blade-mounted saw teeth is that regardless how efficient those saw teeth may be, the grunting and cursing issued by the user more than offsets the quietness of the blade's inherent noise profile.
 
I don't get it.

It's like a MAK-1 mated with the entire SOG line-up and had this abortion.

....BUT CAN YOU BATON IT?????
 
at least they made it from "heat treated and tempered 3 times" 1095

Didn't catch that part of the ad. Would have stopped reading right there. As soon an a manufacturer puts out an ad claiming processes or materials that are either made up entirely or totally pointless (such as repeatedly tempering the same piece), I stop paying attention to anything they produce.

It's like one I was reading from I don't remember where, but some lower manufacturer boasting about their product being superior because they use 7075-T7 alloy. Sounds good, right? I mean, T7 has to be better than T6, yeah? Well, no, it's not; T7 temper is artificially over-aged to create specific properties; it's actually weaker than T6 tempered 7075.
 
You had me right up to the point were I saw "Piranha jaw", then it was all down hill from there. That knife is just too scary for me to ever want to have one, let alone be in the same room with one.
 
Well, my vodka is "triple distilled" so "triple tempered" must be a good thing, right? Right?? I am surprised there are no "blood grooves" to "prevent suction". I think this knife company would be a good acquisition for Xtreme Shock Ammo. :D
 
I would buy two, but I don't need the Extreme Professional model.

I sure hope he comes out with a Regular Professional model for a more reasonable price. I don't need a knife that can "literally chew through anything." I need one that can figuratively chew through anything. :scrutiny:
 
What, no rubber training model available?

Guess I'll have stick with Cold Steel for me craptactical needs.
 
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