T.A.R.D. weapons system! (future weapons spoof)

[rugerdude]

This is the T.A.R.D.





t stands for Tactical Assault and Recon Device.

It is a highly advanced rifle that is able to shoot around corners thanks to its futuristic and sophisticated stock design. It can also be used at night and with pin-point accuraccy thanks to its intergral tactical light and laser sighting system.

The T.A.R.D gives the user a distinct advantage in urban, room clearing operations. However, that's not all......





The sniper scope allows for the engaging of targets up to 3 miles away, and switching targets is a breeze thanks again to the super special stock. There is also no recoil or muzzle flash due to the integrated flash hider/muzzle brake.

Of course, you could dispatch the enemy silently with the attached bayonet.

The T.A.R.D. is ideal for any spec ops mission.

We will have a video of the T.A.R.D. in action in a couple of weeks.

 

[Smellvin]

Do they make a semi-auto civilian version?

 

[Bjg0082]

T.A.R.D. FTW.

That is halarious sir. Keep up the good work.

How long did that take to make anyhow?

 

[The Deer Hunter]

"Arsenal of Freedom" comes to mind

 

[AZTOY]

It's not tactical .........




NEEDS TO BE ALL BLACK!!

 

[rugerdude]

Well, as soon as the SEALs get through testing it, I may look into civillian sales.

The estimated unit cost for the military version is 3,000 dollars, and you can send us any stockless rifle or shotgun to turn into a T.A.R.D.; However we will need a faxed copy of your mall security I.D. badge.

 

[cracked butt]

I see that someone has a lot of free time.

 

[Red$tinger.308]

OMGWTF? LMAO!

 

[cracked butt]

Ugh! Where is the B.U.I.S.??!!

 

[Hoppy590]

does it accept the HK XM320, i doubt any SEAL team or Delta Operator would use any weapon that doesnt accept HK gear. since after all, REAL OPERATORS USE HK!

 

[Red$tinger.308]

No suppressor or underbarrel grenade launcher? Can it launch flechettes?

 

[rugerdude]

Ugh, you just don't get it...

The SEALs and Delta only like to be SEEN with HK gear, so people don't know that they REALLY have these. However, if some behind-the-curve rear echelon desk jockey Navy SEAL needed to put HK gear on it, then that's quite fine. Virtually any gun can be "TARDED."

 

[grimjaw]

HAHA, that sidefolder is the bomb!

jm

 

[Eleven Mike]

NEEDS TO BE ALL BLACK!!

No, coyote brown.

 

[Flash Hole]

T.A.R.D

It should be
RE T.A.R.D.

 

[rugerdude]

Well, the way I see it, it's half black, half cyote brown. You should both be happy!

 

[SoCalShooter]

When does it become available? And can I add the TACTICAT to it?

 

[Harry Paget Flashman]

Are you crazy? No way I'd going near that without a recoil pad.

 

[The_Antibubba]

Is the action Retarded blowback?

 

[Frog48]

Sweet!

 

[RevolvingCylinder]

rugerdude, it was the T.A.R.D. before you combined the Reticle Emitting(R.E.) device.

 

[tasco 74]

i see you made great use of the handy mans secret weapon,,,,,,,,, red green would be proud!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sylvan-Forge]

 

[Smite]

Nothing can mess with the AR-110 Phoenix Dragon.

With wheels for speedy deployment.

 

[doubleg]

HAHA, nice you should sell your blue prints to highpoint.