The Naked Shooter

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Remember if you sleep naked train naked! Do some practice runs through your house naked. If you don't like the way it feels, then it is probably going to be a distraction to you when you don't need one. Hmmm, I wonder if my local shooting range would let me shoot naked, ouch hot brass hot brass! :D Guess I need that Kevlar Jock Strap.
 
how about, "two gun training school"

or

"big weapon-lil weapon training school"

or


"pi$$ed on pistol training"

or

"big daddy bad snake school of weapons training"
 
You know, with the exception of runt, none of the THR ladies have chimed in on this. I'd imagine that there would be some issues w/ female anatomy that could cause difficulties... :what:

As for me, boxer shorts & practice w/ tucking speedloaders/stripper clips in my waistband...:D
 
after spending the night at a friends house, I woke up to a gun shot at 6 am, I went out side to unfourtunatley see my friends dad with his M1 tactical and a turkey in hand in his birthday suit. Not a pleasant sight, nice turkey though.
 
haha I left something out, he was in the shower and saw the turkey through the shower window, he grabbed his m1 tact. and bolted out the door to kill him.
 
this thread kills me !

i would just throw the woman du jour down the stairs first as a sacrificial gambit, and then spray 'em both with an AK.

then i would go back to bed, still naked, and call the coroner in the morning.
 
Naked Tactical Response

I bathe naked, swim and sunbathe naked, I sleep naked and I respond naked. A tactical vest takes care of supply needs.

Wear shoes tho. As previously said stubbed toes and broken glass are considerations. And as I found out, gravel in the alley.

The cops will let you put on a pair of pants if you wish. But why bother? Staying naked will shorten the interview. ';>)

Once interviewed a naked homeowner and wife after an attempted burglary. They weren't interested it getting dressed just to talk to the pul-eece. I had a job to do so it didn't shorten the interview. Just made it more interesting.
 
Why not just wear boxers with pockets, and have extra ammo on your weapon (i.e. side saddle, mag clamps, buttcuff (sorry, had to go there) etc.)
or toss some shells or mags into the pockets? Not only will it make the cops job easier, but it will also prevent brass burnings, splinters, rugburns if you gotta dive, etc. Or have a pair ready to go, it just'll make stuff more simple.
 
My plan

I try to always leave some pants out so I can throw them on real quick. I read in one of Ayoob's books that it is always better to respond to a loud noise with some sort of clothing on. It will make you more confident, and less likely to look like a fool. Could you imagine finding someone outside your house poking in around and all you have on is your birthday suit. They will probably not take you as serious as they should.
 
*snicker*

this is pretty funny.

but I actually was thinking about this the other day. I sleep in the nude.

I'm not physically fit, and I'm about as pale as skim milk.

Given these facts, I'm not sure I need much of a HD gun. Just the sight of me nude would probably run off 90% of would-be robbers.

:uhoh: :scrutiny:
 
1. Read this thread.

2. Stripped naked and examined results in full length mirror.

3. Turned lights out and repeated #2.

4. Decided to lock up firearm in gunsafe for two reasons......
A. Image of #2 would scare any burglar, especially drunk or stoned burglar, out of his wits, who would then leave scene post-haste.
B. Might shoot image in mirror as best choice of eliminating threat.

:what: :what: :barf: :D :D
 
I would take the extra 10 seconds to put on a leather S&M mask before I grabbed the scattergun. That sight should make any nogoodnik ????? his pants:evil:
 
Talk about good old fashioned nightmare fuel...

'Alex; I'll take 'What causes Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder for $1000'

This has been one of the longer lived threads I've had the questionable pleasure to be a part of.
 
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