Confessions of a Knife Knut...
I just spent a good part of the day photographing my knives for Ebay.
To be honest someone like me had no business collecting that many knives in the first place. I literally have gone into debt and even borrowed money from people to feed my knife lust. And I'm talking blue-collar knives (the most I've paid for a single knife is $275.00). No Sebenzas or Busse knives here.
Boxes of knives that have never been carried, bayonets that I'll never use, choppers, slicers, dicers, fighters, pens and pockets. Did I mention machetes? Autos? Two unopened Dyads, a Benchmade Spike that I've only used for opening letters.
Gentlemen, this is madness! :banghead:
I would look in the drawer and think "I should take out that Spyderco G10 flat ground Police Model today". NO WAY-I may want to sell it! How about that Greco Kukri-NO WAY I may want to sell it! On and on down the line. Brand new Kershaw Chives (doesn't everyone have two?). Why in the world would someone NOT use a $30 Kershaw? Gerber Covert-geez don't carry that one, you may scratch the clip, then no one will want to buy it!
Gentlemen, this is madness! :banghead:
24 Grecos! Yes-24
unused Grecos! Ever seen a Greco? You can open the roof of a car up with one (Tactical Knives proved that lol). What the heck am I gonna do with them? Better yet-what would my wife and kids do with them if I croaked tonight? Exactly where does a middle aged overweight suburbanite carry an 18" long La Duena'? To the grocery store? On a hike through Yellowstone? What is this-Raiders of the Lost WalMart?
Gentlemen-this has been my madness...:banghead:
ahh...that's better
Why in the world did I do that?
OH yea...
So with all of these unused knives what the heck do I use?...
Ancient Old Timer-ULSTER 580T. I could probably do some of that surgery that 'sm' wrote about up the thread a bit with this penknife. My father smoked enough cigerettes (Lucky Strikes I think?) back in the day that he got us both one. I was seven. I lost it once for several years and found it in a coat pocket or something. I may take this one into the casket with me. He's 70 and still has his as well. (Of course the blades look like an Exacto knife blades now).
Spyderco Copilot-My 'work' blade. I work in a school so 'tactical' is out. Copilot works great on boxes and it's especially good on the banding that holds stuff to pallets. I I will say that this is a very awkward blade design for cutting a lot of different things. To offset this I use the smaller blade of a mulitool (which unfortunately are usually crappola).
Benchmade Mini-TSEK-I actually prefer it to my Mini-AFCK. The blade shape works better for me because it has more belly. My 'all round' folder. I retired a Spyderco Native in favor of this, broke my heart to do it too. The Native was a really good looking knife. (The Natives blade was just too impractical for me).
Victorinox Swisstool-Have other multitools, this just happens to be the one I'm using now.
Gerber-don't remember what model. Has an aluminum handle with rubber inserts ( I ripped half of them off because it interfered with getting the thing out of my pocket). This is my beater, bought it for $11.00 at a Lowes on clearance. Came with a little diamond sharpener do-hickey (works well for fish hooks). I've seen this model sell for $30 elsewhere, so I guess I done good. Took the clip off of it 'cause it was still hanging up on the pocket.
Old Camillus 'KABAR' pattern fixed blade-cost me $10 at a flea market about 20 years ago. Until I read that it was obsolete, this was my go-to 'big' knife. Still is-she definately aint no drawer queen!
18" Military Machete (Ontario)-I use this for anything too big for my KABAR. I've taken down a few 4" oaks with it and it will eat anything smaller with ease. The only issue is with pines, as the blade is so thin it will get hung up in the soft sticky wood.
Small hand axe-I have no idea, my father in-law gave it to me.
Small (30" maybe?) band saw-again, it was a gift. Sure tears up trees and logs though.
Looking ahead? I have a couple SAKs on the way for me and my daughters to learn knifecraft with. And the latest Victorinox models with the 'hole' look like a great all-around solution to the convenience in a non-threatening package factor. I especially like the look of their 'Rescue' model.
That about covers it I guess...and since this is a 'Weapons' forum, I assure you from personal experience (just look at my hands
) that anyone of the above will cut you.
For what it's worth-I don't fault anyone or harbor any ill-will toward anyone who carries, uses, or collects high-end stuff of any kind. I have absolutely ZERO issues with the fact that there are great quality knives out there in as many different shapes and sizes as you can imagine. I really don't. I would love to be able to *comfortably* use a $400 folder. But I can't. It's certainly not your fault, and it isn't really anyone's fault. It's just the "way it is". And you know what-I'm thankful that we can find common ground in this thing no matter what the economics of it may be.