Darwin Award Winner here !
I was at my local private rifle & pistol range this weekend sighting in the new optics for a couple of my plinkers. I had the sight in part done and had several dozen 2X4 blocks up and was mowing them down at 100 yards when a head pops up from behind the berm !
"Hey ! Hey !" this guy calls out to me waving. I stop shooting - fortunately for him I was the only shooter there.
He actually climbs over the berm while I'm yelling at him to go around to the gate. He had a beer in his hand as he came down.
I left the firing line and came around to intercept this
idiot. when he got about fifteen feet away I told him in my Drill Sargent voice to stop right there and tell me what he wanted. I noticed the pungent stench of marijuana easily. Great. :banghead: Just my luck to have some drunk stoner come sauntering out into my line of fire. Never mind the eight foot high chain link fence with the locked gates and the big warning signs stating “DANGER FIRING RANGE !” and “DO NOT CLIMB ON BERM !”
He started babbling about how he is into recycling and wanted to pick up the spent brass, and then go into the clubhouse to take all the brass from inside. I told him the contact information for the club officers is posted on the clubhouse door. “Dude it’s locked.” He tells me like I'm the one who does not understand. I reminded him the information was clearly posted on the OUTSIDE of the door and that I was not going to let him into the clubhouse as he obviously was not a member.
Now he takes a look over at my stuff and his eyes just about bugged out of his head. He started to go around me and I immediately placed all 6'7" and 300 lb of myself directly in front of him and calmly asked “Is there anything else I can help you with before I open the gate and let you out.”
“Dude you got some cool guns ! Can I see ‘em ?” He had stopped and was finishing his beer. “No “dude” you can’t, you’re drinking and it’s time for you to go.” I firmly stated while pointing to the gate. “Go up there and I’ll unlock the gate so you can leave.” He left without further comment. I got his license plate # and reported him to the club and the police.
All I can say is some people are just too stupid to believe.
Thankfully, most of the time I have the whole place to myself !