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Rubber Band Boy
Sunday, February 27, 2005
"On top of Old Smokey, all covered with sand, I shot my poor teacher, with a red rubber band. ..."
That children's parody of the traditional folk song may not be so funny to 13-year-old Robert Gomez of Orlando, Fla.
He's been suspended for two weeks, and could be expelled, for allegedly shooting a rubber band at his seventh-grade science teacher at Liberty Middle School (search), reports WKMG-TV of Orlando.
His mother, Jenette Rojas, said she was shocked to find her son had been deemed guilty of a "Level IV offense" — a category that includes selling drugs or alcohol, robbery and using or possessing weapons.
The school district reasons that a rubber band is a weapon, and that the boy threatened assault.
Robert says he just picked up the rubber band and slipped it around his wrist — and that when the teacher asked for it, he put it on her desk.
His mother's statement seems to allow for some rubber-band flying time.
"They said if he would have aimed it a little more and he would have gotten it closer to her face, he would have hit her in the eye," Rojas told the TV station.
Nevertheless, she says, suspension or expulsion is a stretch.
"It's ridiculous," the aggravated mother said. "It's a rubber band."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,148849,00.html