vehicle accident self-extraction - the OEF_VET way

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So, I went to the range today with BryanP and another friend of mine, Justin. (not the mod here on THR)

We get done shooting and I pack up to leave, heading to my friend Darryl's house. I was driving a little too fast for the curvy road, with which I was not familiar. As I come to the top of a hill, I realize I'm going too fast for the curve ahead. I tried to make the turn, but lost it and went off the road, through a barbed wire fence.

I called Darryl and Justin, asking the two of them to come help me pull my car back onto the road.

Justin arrives and we survey the damage and how badly I'm stuck. (BTW, I'm fine and unharmed.) There was barbed wire wrapped around a tire and all over the hood and front bumper. Justin and I were trying to figure out how we were going to cut the wire - neither of us had a set of wire-cutters, naturally. That's when lightning struck and I had a moment of ingenuity! My Kel-Tec PLR-16 has a Phantom flash suppressor attached to it! The Phantom has four cuts in the end, specificially for cutting wire. So, I pulled it out of the trunk, slapped in a thirty round mag, placed it against the first strand of wire, and pulled the trigger. BANG! VIOLA! The wire blew apart, cut cleanly. I repeated several times, freeing the car from the wire.

While we are waiting for Darryl to arrive with his truck, Justin thinks to look and see if the car is caught up on anything on the underside. Sure enough, the pole that the wire had been on was now behind the rear axle, pointed up in such a way that it would get caught if we dragged the car back. I started thinking that we would need a tow truck, in order to lift the rear end above the pole. Then Justin has his moment of genius. "What about breaching rounds?" he asks. I happen to have 20 12 ga door breaching rounds, in the trunk with my shotguns. So, I pull out a Remington 870 and load it with breaching rounds. Justin placed a large rock over the pole, in such a way as to control splatter or ricochets from flying towards the car. Justin stepped back about 30 feet, and I positioned myself behind the trunk. I placed the barrel against the pole and pulled the trigger. After four rounds, the pole was broken in half.

Darryl showed up just as I was preparing to shoot it for the fourth time. His reaction to our method of cutting the pole was sheer excitement. He was eager to see the end result. Once the pole was cut, we hooked up the tow strap and Darryl pulled me out of the ditch.

The car was scratched, I was fine, and we learned two very important things: 1) a Phantom FS and 5.56mm will cut barbed-wire, 2) 12 gauge breaching rounds will cut through metal poles. (Well, I learned a third thing: I need to slow down when going down a windy road with which I am unfamiliar.) Luckily, I have a Guardian Angel.
 
No Guardian Angel, just luck. If you learned you need to change the way you drive then you learned enough.
 
First post here, but I just had to say that is way too cool. Get any funny looks from passers-by?
 
Those cuts are for cutting wire? I didn’t know that. Do they have an add stating this, or documentation on this?

-David
 
Just a thought....

I assume you did at least make an effort to contact the property owner with regard to damage to the fence?
 
I'm probably wrong, but I'm getting the feeling that OEF_VET will get a good laugh when he comes back and see people took him seriously. Just gut reaction.
 
Yep, better to have a gun and not need it, than to need it and not have it. You never know you might get stuck in a ditch or something.:neener:

Drive carefully.
 
I hope you guys fixed the fence.........

I have built and fixed more miles of fence than you would believe, and finding one cut no matter how cool the method used was is one of those things that send a guy into thermonuclearpeeeedoff.
 
The original post was very much not "tongue in cheek". It actually happened, exactly as I wrote it.

I have to admit, we didn't repair the fence. However, in my defense, the fencing wasn't actually used to keep anything penned in. It only stretched about 30-40 feet, and the few wooden posts in that span were dry-rotted. It seemed pretty apparent that the fence was simply a remnant from days-gone-by. Even if I had thought to fix the fence, it would have been difficult, at best, to find the owner. We were well out in the country, with no houses within sight (or within earshot of gunfire).
 
Apparently I left too soon and missed all the fun. :evil:

I'm glad you and the car both came through (relatively) unscathed.

For the record, that Kel-Tec PLR16 is a hoot to shoot. I may have to add it to the "toys I want" list.
 
Ah, that makes it much more plausible. I was thinking if someone went through the trouble to put up a barbed wire fence, there were probably more buildings and stuff around.
 
Well, I am really glad that you got your car free of the fence, and that you were not hurt, but as a man who has kept livestock for the past 30 years, I'm more concerned with the fence. How is it? Was it a stock fence? Is somebody in for a surprise when their animals are out on the road?
 
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I have to admit, we didn't repair the fence. However, in my defense, the fencing wasn't actually used to keep anything penned in. It only stretched about 30-40 feet, and the few wooden posts in that span were dry-rotted. It seemed pretty apparent that the fence was simply a remnant from days-gone-by. Even if I had thought to fix the fence, it would have been difficult, at best, to find the owner. We were well out in the country, with no houses within sight (or within earshot of gunfire).
 
I'm just glad that OEF_VET is ok...that no one got hurt and that the car is not badly damaged.
 
Sure enough, the pole that the wire had been on was now behind the rear axle, pointed up in such a way that it would get caught if we dragged the car back.
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So, I pull out a Remington 870 and load it with breaching rounds.

I hope I'm not picturing this correctly, but it sounds to me like you're shooting a 12 gauge under the car, very near the gas tank. :eek:
 
No, not under the car. I was behind the car, with a very large barrier between the muzzle and the car. We put a VERY large rock on the pole, directly between the muzzle and the gas tank. That way, any splatter or ricochets would be deflected by the rock and redirected towards the ground.

(This may have been the first time I've used a shotgun to free my car, but it's not the first time I've cleared an obstacle using firearms and/or explosives. Eight years in the U.S. Army Infantry / Field Artillery took care of that training. "What kind of training?" "Army training, sir!")

---Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome.
 
Poor OEF Vet,
Tough weekend. Beaten and bloodied by a 4 year old with a light saber on Saturday night, Fence cutting on Sunday. You need a few days off just to recover from the weekend. :)
 
Beaten, yes. Bloodied, no. I swear I will get that kid one of these days. Some dad he has, allowing his kid to beat up on an old man. Oughta be teaching him to respect his elders, not abuse them. :D :neener: :evil: ;) :cool:
 
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