What gun did you always want but couldn't afford, but then you could afford it, but wasn't sure you really still wanted it, but went and bought it anyway, and decided you didn't like it because it turned out not to be the gun you really wanted, so you put it away, then a little while later you got it out again and decided you might like it, so bought a bunch of ammo real cheap, and went out and shot it, but it was uncomfortable so you decided you really didn't like it, but not as much as when you first bought it and decided you didn't like it, just a little more, even though it's aesthetically very unpleasant, and doesn't shoot straight, but you're going to keep it just in case someday you should decide you really want one of these guns, but don't want to have to shop for it again?
Forgive me for this post Lord.
Forgive me for this post Lord.