What Stupid things have you done?

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Mauser Lover reminded me of a similar incident with my brand new 1911 Tisas 45 acp. I am intrigued by John Browning designs. I had read that this pistol was a good value so I bought one. Of course I had to disassemble it and re assemble it. Anyway I have a cluttered shop and just like Mauser lover said ping goes a spring and a small part . I knew the direction was toward my bookshelf which is piled with books, boxes of reloading bullets, all kinds of stuff. I search every where once gave up for the night. I decided to take all the books out and have a little cleanup session as part of my part search. after clearing off one shell I looked at the next shelf and there it was just laying there in the open, I don't know if it was lodge somewhere and fell out or what. I was sure happy to find it. Lesson learned auto pistols are booby traps and will send things flying. Best to disassemble in a big clear bag on top of a large bath towel!!

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Went bird hunting in January up here and when I got home realized that, in Kansas, the hunting license expires at the end of December.
We almost always, but not quite always buy Idaho combination hunting and fishing license's in January. Early in June this year, a buddy invited me to go trout fishing the next day. So I checked my license just to make sure I'd bought a combo this year. It was a combo alright - last year's combo! I don't know how many times I'd been out shooting and plinking this year before I discovered I'd been doing it on last years license. Idaho regulations requires a valid hunting license for such activities.
 
1980s Lost a spring disassembling a revolver, in the kitchen, on a lineoleum floor; getting down on the floor, sweeping it with a magalite, I saw a glint that that was the missing spring. I swore I'd never detail disassemble a gun again unless I was inside a large appliance delivery box with safety glasses.

1990s. I took the sideplate off a new-to-me used AR-7 and the magazine catch spring yelled "Freeeeeedom!!" as it flew into the grass and gravel of the gunclub range. It was a generic coil spring and a local gun shop had one in a parts bin that fit.
 
When I built my XP-100 for IHMSA, I didn't get enough release agent in the right places when I fiberglass bedded the action and barrel in the stock. It required a wood chisel, a lot of cursing, a lot of work, and a new stock.:(
 
Drove 2hrs to a USPSA match to find I packed the wrong mags for the gun.
None gun related, bought a boat, backed the trailer in the water, forgot to put the plug in the back on my first day. Boat sank right there at the ramp.
OUCH!!! :eek:
 
When I built my XP-100 for IHMSA, I didn't get enough release agent in the right places when I fiberglass bedded the action and barrel in the stock. It required a wood chisel, a lot of cursing, a lot of work, and a new stock.:(
Next time try putting it in a freezer overnight. It freed a rifle stock that I had glass bedded. Locked it in a vice and smacked it once with a plastic mallet. Fell apart.
 
What Stupid things have you done?
I take it you mean in addition to coming to this forum (and after reading these posts!) for advice?

Well, the day I was shooting cap &ball revolvers with a pal comes to mind.
After shooting was over, we decided to have a fast draw competition.
Empty guns facing each other at 7 yards or so.

Since we had been shooting, my hands still had a bit of grease on them and
so my fast draw was accompanied with a gun toss that almost hit him in the shin.

In fairness to me, it was a smooth draw that clearly beat him to the draw and
had I maintained possession of the pistol I would have won.

He was so surprised to see the pistol coming at him that he dropped his gun as he sidestepped - we called it a draw.

JT
 
Let's see. First day of duck season. We get to the launch when I remember, I don't have a duck stamp. Call and get a duck stamp. We set up, sun comes up a little and the first ducks are off. 30yds, 20yds, boom,boom,boom,boom from everybody else's gun but mine. I jerk the trigger 2 times, just to realize my safety was on.
 
Probably the stupidest thing I've done while hunting is went under dressed for the weather. Hunting with numb fingers and toes isn't much fun.
 
My cousin and I were deer hunting after eating a really big lunch one really warm fall day. Set myself up sitting against a big maple tree at the end of a field. After about 2 hours I sort of dozed off. Shortly after I hear my cousin shoot his 3006, open my eyes and a good sized buck keels over dead in a heap about 15 feet from where I was setting. My cousin runs over shortly and says: Well you weren't shooting him so I figured I couldn't just let him walk away on us! He still teases me over that one more than 30 years later.:p
 
Married = then divorced 2 women. [ VERY pricey and loss of a bit of my mind and sanity ].

Had 2 ND's , one was a night stand the other was my mother floor.

Became a cop, actually thinking that I could make a difference = LOL,bigtime.
 
I was involved, but the adult supervision ultimately was at fault.

Was out plinking with my friend on his uncle's farm, with a .22lr single shot rifle and a pellet gun, had a lot of fun. As we are coming in his uncle came up with a "great idea" -- explode a 12ga shotgun shell by putting it in the crook of a tree branch and set it off with the .22lr.

After my friend missed it a few times, I did my best Sgt York, licked the front sight, went prone and nailed the shell. But no boom. I look up and my friend's uncle is hopping around, bleeding like a stuck pig from his mouth! Turns out the primer fired, didn't ignite the shell and sent the cup back at high speed where it smacked my friend's uncle in the upper lip. Massive bleeding but luckily only a minor wound although it could have been very serious if it hit higher in his eye! The story he told in the ER was pathetic, but they let it slide without a police report. From then on I've always reserved the right to over-ride "adult" wisdom.
 
explode a 12ga shotgun shell by putting it in the crook of a tree branch and set it off with the .22lr.
My uncle and his buddy had the same idea. They both took turns firing at the primer. My uncle's friends turn had came up after a few misses between the two. He hit the primer and it blew up with shrapnel lodging in his left eye and pieces puncturing his lung. He died there that day.
 
Ordinary levels of hurr-durr, as in taking magazine weapons to the range w/o magazines. Finally changed my ways the day I went to the range, paid the fee, set up on the line, set the ammo out, and had no magazines to load ammo into, Packed up all the rifle stuff and moved over to the pistol line. To repeat the previous performance.

Went out and got two bags with all sorts of accessory pockets. Put at least one magazine for each long arm (and garand clips) in one bag; and did all the pistol mags in the other. Got in the habit of grabbing both bags to prevent other uh-ohs.

Undersmart: Was up early and could have gone to range er-lie-in-the-morn'. Was feeling lazy, so I didn't. Headed out late in the afternoon (at least an hour later than I meant to). Start motoring to the range. Started getting a weird wobble ftom the steering. Which turned into a disturbing thumpeta. About halfway to the range, the became a whumpetawhumpetawhumpeta, which then resolved with a blarghhh-flappitaflappita. Right front has busted the sidewall-tread joint, and tossed steel.

Get pulled on the double-wide paved shoulder. Open all the doors on my ride ('89 Bronco II) since I have to get to the back of the rear seat for jack parts, and have to move all the shooting stuff out of the back to get to the side compartments. Discover that the rear liftgat really needs to be closed to latch the spare carrier to, to best remove the spare. Spare is about 10psi low, and it's near dark. So, head over to the tire store, and get in line (just barely). Only to realize that all the shooting stuff is piled on the floor behind the front seats. The Discount Tire staff noticed that I was paying a lot of attention to the ride, but made no comment. Sigh.

Different level of dumb. Buddy calls and is all keen to make a range trip. I had not really planned on going out, but had nothing better to do. Grabbed up stuff I had ammo for, and packed that all into the car. Collect Bud, and head off to the range. Pay the fee and have the place to ourselves. For good reason, it goes from 40-41º to 32º in the 30-40 minutes we are out there. I've not lubed the AR for freezing temps, so it decides it's too cold to play. Go over to the pistol line and the target .22 is moslty ok; but the Series 70 is not liking not being cold weather lubed, and starts running in slow motion. The reason I had not even thought about going out was that a cold front was forecast to roll in. Standing at the range with weapons that don't run is a fine time to remember this.
 
My cousin and I were deer hunting after eating a really big lunch one really warm fall day. Set myself up sitting against a big maple tree at the end of a field. After about 2 hours I sort of dozed off. Shortly after I hear my cousin shoot his 3006, open my eyes and a good sized buck keels over dead in a heap about 15 feet from where I was setting. My cousin runs over shortly and says: Well you weren't shooting him so I figured I couldn't just let him walk away on us! He still teases me over that one more than 30 years later.:p
Had friend who did the same thing. He took a nap at mid-day only to be awakened by a buck grunt. Easing his hand down to his side and failing to find his rifle, he finally looked around only to find that his gun was gone. Then the laughter started behind a nearby tree. His son had found him, got his gun and slipped behind a tree where he played a mean tune on his grunt call. We still raze him over that one.
 
And an SMH: Had a buddy with a notorious lack of attention to detail. Said worthy called up wanting to join in on range time. We jokingly stated that we only had ten boxes of AR ammo. (That would be per each, call it about 600 rounds en toto.)

So, worthy stops by the store, where that guy clearly saw him coming. He makes it out to the range all happy--he bought "the last four boxes of ammo they had." Yeah, he did. It's .222 That guy sold it to him "on sale." For $12.95 a box (the WWB I had was $3.98/bx from Midway). He had been standing right by $6/bx .223 when that guy traded his cow for magic beans.
 
I did it today!

I shot at an IDPA match this am and I had moved my rear sight because it was shooting about an inch right at forty feet. I did not go to the range yesterday to check my zero. Now the gun shoots one foot LEFT at 21 feet. On one stage I left three steel plates standing because I couldn't hit them. On another stage I actually ran out of ammo with one target left.

I can only blame myself!
 
I did it today!

I shot at an IDPA match this am and I had moved my rear sight because it was shooting about an inch right at forty feet. I did not go to the range yesterday to check my zero. Now the gun shoots one foot LEFT at 21 feet. On one stage I left three steel plates standing because I couldn't hit them. On another stage I actually ran out of ammo with one target left.

I can only blame myself!
I shot an IDPA and hit the hostage. Thinking that I was already disqualified I put one in his head. Found out that the shot went thru the sleeve and would not have counted against me.
 
Drove 2hrs to a USPSA match to find I packed the wrong mags for the gun.
None gun related, bought a boat, backed the trailer in the water, forgot to put the plug in the back on my first day. Boat sank right there at the ramp.
OUCH!!! :eek:
Had that happen and the car was sinking, too. The landing was slippery and I had bald tires. Once the boat floated free, I was able to get the car up the ramp. By that time, the boat had mercifully drifted back into shore, where I waded out to it, got the plug in before it completely sank, got the motor running, got up to speed and pulled the plug to drain(somewhat) while at speed. I then beached it and reparked the car and trailer so others could use the landing.....:rofl:
 
2 divorces that I finished paying on and the rest is covered by statute of limitations. When I was a mere lad I enjoyed IED's, especially loud ones. Lots more, I was born with an excess of stupid. Joe
 
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