Darth Ruger
Member
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2005
- Messages
- 525
...after you've been pulled over:
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. When the Officer says "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with "Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in good physical shape to be a cop.
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, this must be my lucky day! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
12. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. When the Officer says "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with "Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in good physical shape to be a cop.
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, this must be my lucky day! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
12. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
