Which gun for....

[Zedicus]

Zombie Squirrels.

(Yep, you guessed it, I'm Bored! )

 

[JCMAG]

Shotgun. Or Flamethrower.

Contrary to popular belief, the shotgun isn't particularly suitable for zombies. That would be the Beowulf's territory there

 

[james_bond]

If you are able to start off aways any varmit round should work, .223 22-250. or .243, but if at close range the shotgun is your friend maby some heavy birdshot.

 

[roastpuff]

MetalStorm. Anything less is under-kill.

 

[DoubleTapDrew]

American 180 and a couple of psycho cats on steroids.

 

[Wolfeye]

Dual S&W model 500ES's. With magnaporting.

 

[clemsonu0219]

flamethrower sounds perfect

 

[Seancass]

are you guys kidding me???? FLAMING UNDEAD SQUIRRELS?? Not in my neighborhood!
i'll take one of these, please: http://www.gatlingguns.net/

 

[hockeybum]

well, it depends on what kind of zombie squirrels we are talking about. are we talking about the kind that move really fast or the brain dead kind that kinda drag themselves toward you? if they drag themselves towards you then a shotgun. if they move fast then i recommend a wall of fire.

 

[Tribal]

AM15 using TNT rounds.

 

[Seancass]

i hadn't thought of the fast moving vs. slow kind. I think a .22 gatling will cover both, but really, if they're slow you only need a baseball bat. they're squirrels after all.

 

[Auburn1992]

It wouldn't be a humane kill if you used anything under a .500 S&W magnum

 

[Dksimon]

Squirrels should be killed, zombies or not. We had one in our house and boy was it a sight to see. dang tree rats

As for a weapon I would probably go with a 870 express. maybe a .243 for longer shots.

 

[SUWANNEE MAN]

Whatever happened to just using a good old .22LR bolt action? I've taken, skinned, and eaten -I don't even know how many- that way... I switched to a shotgun for a time, but the .22LR in bolt action with iron sights was just so much more gratifying. I guess I like the challenge of it.

 

[blackcash88]

Lara Croft

 

[Dksimon]

these are zombie squirrels though, They arent going to be out prancing around eating acorns they will wholly intent on eating your flesh!
You need something with more significant knock down power.

 

[SUWANNEE MAN]

Wouldn't a head shot with a .22LR take out even a zombie squirrel? The projectile, in contrast to the size of the squirrels head, would be like a human zombie taking a head shot from a baseball sized projectile pushing 1275FPS... right?

 

[Kitchen_Duty]

I would use a IBTL

 

[sm]

Grays:
One must use a Marlin 60, birch stock, with pressed in squirrel on the stock, with a serial number ending in even number, and the number "2" is historically proven to be more effective than other even numbers.
Best loadings are Win X22LR, CCI Mini-Mags.

Reds:
One must use a Ultimate Extreme Enhanced Operator Ruger 10/22, this is the one requiring the black market selling of MIL.

It does not have to your MIL, or one does not have to have MIL, plenty of MILs are available for one to sell on black market in order to afford this Ruger.
see: uuu.mils-pita.get for one online source for MILs.

Even numbered serial numbers are again best, and "4" is the one historically proven to be most effective.

Ammunition proven with these guns to quickly fell zombie squirrels include, but not limited to:
Madame Hillary's Chiller Killers.
RMChair Rulz
UEExotics
TreeTopSnippers.

These loadings can be bought online , one source being:
uuu.wallet-flush.get.

 

[GRB]

BB gun, capable of holding 500 BBs, and capable of full auto fire using can of ozone destroying Freon gas (squirrels love it high up in the trees where ozone is in abundance). So with this gun, if the BBs don't kill em, the ozone depleting Freon gas will get them sooner or later.

 

[Justin]

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