Wife, 1; Laptop, 0

[strat81]

Or, my wife's first experience with an AR-15.



Note the brass flying past her shoulder.

She went through about 150 rounds on her first time out with it. I was nervous at first because at the start of the day, she couldn't see through the sights. Turns out her big, headphone-style muffs were preventing her from getting an appropriate cheek weld. But we got that rectified.

Later in the day she said some sweet words: "Can I shoot the Glock now?"

I love my wife.

 

[RenardSubtil]

I got a fax machine that spits out faulty DTS reports all day that i can send you for target practice heh

 

[v35]

Obviously a Windows laptop...

 

[Kind of Blued]

Everybody at my work is waiting for the day that we can take our evil and problematic ice cream machine out into the wilderness and "let 'er rip". As we get new hires, let old people go, and my favorites change, I reassign people to the "brute squad". I tell them, "I can arm five of you well enough to slaughter that thing when the day comes."

Two ARs, an AK, a Mosin, and a Shotgun.

It will, undoubtedly, be the greatest day of our lives.

I started looking at some of those specialty 12-gauge loads... I'm thinking the incendiary tracer rounds might effectively show Mr. Ice Cream Machine how we feel?

 

[Nugilum]

Wife: +1

Laptop: DONE

 

[Mr White]

I got a fax machine that spits out faulty DTS reports all day that i can send you for target practice heh

Ummm, they're called TPS reports, and the proper way to dispose of such a fax machine is with a ball bat, not a gun.

 

[Funderb]

and the foot of a very little arab guy.

 

[Zedicus]

Ummm, they're called TPS reports, and the proper way to dispose of such a fax machine is with a ball bat, not a gun.

I Beg to Differ, a 20lb sledge does it nicely.

 

[Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow]

Dude, she "got" that Dell. I have a printer/scanner in my office that is in dire need of similar treatment.