Woman defends self with "assault fish"

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http://www.freep.com/news/statewire/sw97243_20040504.htm


Woman accused of attacking boyfriend with mounted fish in Saginaw

May 4, 2004, 2:26 PM

SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) -- A woman was arrested on accusations she used a mounted fish with a pointy nose to assault her live-in boyfriend, police said.

A state police trooper responded Monday to a domestic dispute and found a 25-year-old man who claimed he was the victim of a knife assault. The man had several small cuts on his arms, right leg and left shoulder, as well as a bite wound on the same shoulder, a Saginaw police report said.

But when questioned, a 25-year-old woman told authorities she bit her boyfriend back after he bit her first. And she said she never used a knife on him. She said the man threw her down and hit her several times. That's when she grabbed the fish.

"She could not get away, so she grabbed a decorative fish off the mantle of the fireplace and hit him several times until he let her go," the police report said.

Investigators could find no evidence of knives used at the scene, but did find a mounted fish that was "something like a swordfish," The Saginaw News reported.

The woman had not been charged Tuesday.
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I'm thinking .32auto or .380auto would have been better, but hey, whatever works :p
 
Lordy Lordy!Try to keep a straight face when reading that!:D


He'll probably try & sue the taxidermist:rolleyes:
 
A mounted fish isn't as bad as the frozen salmon fights I've heard of locally. You could easily brain someone with a frozen salmon.
 
Hold up!
HE bites her first.
She bites him back.
He uses fists while she is on the floor.

And "She" hasn't been charged yet?

Disparity anyone?

More "gone to hell" added to the Handbasket of Society.
 
This story reminds me of that scene in "Grumpy Old Men" when Walter Matthau tries to stab Jack Lemmon with a frozen fish.

Then pop stepped in and separated the boys before it got good.

:D :D :D


Great movie, and may those great men both RIP!
 
Burgess Merideth

Burgess Merideth, best know for his role as The Penguin in the '60s Batman TV series, played Jack Lemmon's dad in the first and second 'Grumpy' movies. His character dies in the second movie.
 
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