Walmart Spokesman: "No! No! Absolutely not! There is no truth to the rumor that we intended to stop ammunition sales. I will repeat this! We will NOT stop ammunition sales!"
*Three days from now*
"...and CNN can further report that ammunition sales today were suspended by retail giant Walmart. Citing public safety concerns and uncertainty over new regulations in State and Federal government, the megacorp announced that after careful consideration, ammunition sales will be suspended until, and I quote, 'New guidelines in laws are made clear to our company'. A surprising development for our nations leading retailer, eh, Carol?"