Just some things that have occurred to me over the years...
THESE PREMISES PROTECTED
BY
JOHN M. BROWNING
SECURITY SERVICES
Est 1911
(Imagine the lettering as being centered.)
Actually, I also don't believe in any kind of advertising about firearms except that I carry HAC. I have that Browning sign on my wall inside the house, but more as a joke. All you've got to do is get in here and you'll know I have arms around anyhow (magazines, gun books, other firearms items lying around, the wonderful smell of Hoppe's Holy Water, etc.)
The plate is from a license plate generator I found somewhere on the net. No, it's not real.
Here's a sample from that site that I thought was "cute."
"Cute." Get it? "Cute." Drove me nuts for about ten minutes before I got a sudden rush of brains to the head and "got" it.
Duh. But I didn't have any hints from a generous, benificent, munificent benefactor, like I just gave you.