LeontheProfessional
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1) You own at least 3 guns that serve the exact same purpose
2) You own several guns in the same caliber (points for exact same gun)
3) Your favorite color is olive drab or coyote tan
4) You tried to convince your wife that you actually like the name Winchester
5) You named your pet after a gun
6) You know that guy wearing that vest is packing
7) You own a pair of 5.11s for just in case
8) You have a separate shooting budget from your gun budget
9) You've cleaned out your gun safe just to find a gun that you forgot you had
10) You regularly find cartridges and or brass in your coat pockets
11) The idea of going to the grocery store without a gun scares you
12) The idea of taking a trip across the country without a gun is your worst nightmare
13) You have a dedicated truck gun that doesn't actually stay in your truck
14) You can't remember every gun you currently or have ever owned
15) You dream about your next gun purchase
16) You watch 5 hours of youtube videos on your new gun even though you already know everything about it
17) Your friends refer their friends to you for firearms advice
18) The people in your LGS know you by name
19) Part of your dating criteria is that she must be ok with guns
20) You own several guns that serve no real purpose but they're cool
21) When watching an action movie you grab the appropriate gun
22) You know that a revolver is not a pistol
23) IT'S A MAGAZINE!
24) You buy clothes just because they'll allow you to CC a particular gun
25) You own multiple holsters for the exact same gun
26) You shoot regularly but still have several guns that you have never shot
27) You've spent more money on guns than food in the past year
28) When you find a box of 22LR on the shelf at Walmart you call all your friends
29) You prefer hunting to fishing for the sole reason that you might get to shoot your gun
30) You triple check every pocket of everything you're bringing on the plane because you know those .22LRs can be sneaky
31) You can't watch a lot of action movies because the gun play is just too bad
32) You hate gun noises in movies (why did that gun just make that sound!?)
33) You can name every gun in a movie but you probably can't name the actors
34) You actually think Tom Selleck is a good actor
35) When you found out Mikhail Kalashnikov died you wanted to buy another AK
36) You can name at least 4 people in the firearms industry that have died in the past year but couldn't name that many actors who have died
37) You know what ND, IWB, OWB, CQB all mean
38) You own parts to guns you have never owned
39) You can name at least 50 different calibers without blinking an eye (points if you own that many)
40) You know more about his M4 than your army buddy
41) You know cops aren't all experts on firearms
42) You know what gun your local PD as well as adjacent PD all carry
43) You own at least 5 handguns and have successfully CCd them all
44) NO! the 44magnum is not the most powerful handgun in the world nor was it in 1971
2) You own several guns in the same caliber (points for exact same gun)
3) Your favorite color is olive drab or coyote tan
4) You tried to convince your wife that you actually like the name Winchester
5) You named your pet after a gun
6) You know that guy wearing that vest is packing
7) You own a pair of 5.11s for just in case
8) You have a separate shooting budget from your gun budget
9) You've cleaned out your gun safe just to find a gun that you forgot you had
10) You regularly find cartridges and or brass in your coat pockets
11) The idea of going to the grocery store without a gun scares you
12) The idea of taking a trip across the country without a gun is your worst nightmare
13) You have a dedicated truck gun that doesn't actually stay in your truck
14) You can't remember every gun you currently or have ever owned
15) You dream about your next gun purchase
16) You watch 5 hours of youtube videos on your new gun even though you already know everything about it
17) Your friends refer their friends to you for firearms advice
18) The people in your LGS know you by name
19) Part of your dating criteria is that she must be ok with guns
20) You own several guns that serve no real purpose but they're cool
21) When watching an action movie you grab the appropriate gun
22) You know that a revolver is not a pistol
23) IT'S A MAGAZINE!
24) You buy clothes just because they'll allow you to CC a particular gun
25) You own multiple holsters for the exact same gun
26) You shoot regularly but still have several guns that you have never shot
27) You've spent more money on guns than food in the past year
28) When you find a box of 22LR on the shelf at Walmart you call all your friends
29) You prefer hunting to fishing for the sole reason that you might get to shoot your gun
30) You triple check every pocket of everything you're bringing on the plane because you know those .22LRs can be sneaky
31) You can't watch a lot of action movies because the gun play is just too bad
32) You hate gun noises in movies (why did that gun just make that sound!?)
33) You can name every gun in a movie but you probably can't name the actors
34) You actually think Tom Selleck is a good actor
35) When you found out Mikhail Kalashnikov died you wanted to buy another AK
36) You can name at least 4 people in the firearms industry that have died in the past year but couldn't name that many actors who have died
37) You know what ND, IWB, OWB, CQB all mean
38) You own parts to guns you have never owned
39) You can name at least 50 different calibers without blinking an eye (points if you own that many)
40) You know more about his M4 than your army buddy
41) You know cops aren't all experts on firearms
42) You know what gun your local PD as well as adjacent PD all carry
43) You own at least 5 handguns and have successfully CCd them all
44) NO! the 44magnum is not the most powerful handgun in the world nor was it in 1971
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