Pocketknives....
Left front pocket... Spyderco Cricket acting as moneyclip.
Right front pocket, Kershaw Whirlwind clipped, My old Boy Scout Camillus down with the pocket lint.
Sports Coat left front breast pocket holds a Bud Nealy Aikuchi in his MCS sheath system.
Keychain has a Wenger SAK Soldier "100 Jahre" and I just refound my Randall triathlete in my old leather coat right hand pocket (left there last winter... I wondered where it went), but I usually wear it on left 8 oclock waistband opposite the G-26 at 4:00 (but that's not a knife, since my Daddy always told me never bring a knife to a ... you know)
So, five or six pieces of sharpened steel placed at various points on the body and I'm ready to rust... I mean rock, or open the ubiquitous envelope at work.
Adios