Let me see your fancy Barbecue Guns

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SEE THAT'S WHY I read threads I don't normally indulge in,i.e. I've never been to a semi-formal BBQ. But you LEARN something. So, now, in case someone notices my backup lump and goes ?? I can say...''ankle monitor'':cool:


...and did U notice I just coined a new phrase? backup lump :cool:
What do you guys think an ankle rig under an ankle-length skirt on an old lady would look like? Could it pass for some kind of orthodpedic brace?
 
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What do you guys think an ankle rig under an ankle-length skirt on an old lady would look like? Could it pass for some kind of orthodpedic brace?
A quick look could mistake it for an ankle monitor, your folks might think you skipped out on in house probation. lol

Perhaps a garter holster in a translucent skirt would be more appealing?
 
38 Super Gold Cup is the best I can come up with. Feeling pretty underguned after some of the above photos.
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Hey, it’s not just the gun, it’s how you talk it up.

I was at an IDPA once and some guy was talking up his CZ that was a legit competition rig…he really had it set up nice, but he was a bit too proud of it. He was one of those guys who would ask guys what they had so he could tell them what he was shooting…he was a real piece of work.

Anyway, he asks this one newish guy who was shooting his pretty basic Glock 22 about his gun. The Glock guy (middle age guy who looked country as grits and gravy) had seen CZ guy talk his gun up. Glock guy looks at him and says “I’m shooting my Glock 22 with night sights that I’ve carried carry daily for 8 years. It’s killed over 30 hogs and a handful of deer. It’s old and ugly, but it’ll do.”

CZ guy simply looked at him and said…”nice gun” and walked away. Glock guy turns to a couple guys standing nearby and winks. Priceless.
 
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38 Super Gold Cup is the best I can come up with. Feeling pretty underguned after some of the above photos.

Trust me, you will never be under-gunned, especially with a .38 Super Gold Cup at your side!

That plus your Marbles knife and your nicely embellished holster and belt would fit right in at any BBQ worth going to!
 
As a point of order, there are differences between Court Guns, Wedding Guns, and BBQ guns.

Now, the quintessential barbecue gun is based on folks on large rural holdings celebrating a social situation. If you have, say, 50-100 Sections, and you want to celebrate something, you are like to invite the neighbors, who are likely to have similarly-sized properties. These are folk who might have a mile or two drive to get to the nearest public road, and then a 30-40 drive to the neighbor's front door. They are like to go about ready to cope with non-cash wildlife.

So, it's not a statement of a need to e defended or protected; it's more a case of people showing up the way they dress every day, equipped as they would be every day.

Now, a person might, as it's a social celebration, opt for a "prettier" version of the EDC, if they have one. Same way they might wear a nicer pair of boots.

For scope, these event, back in the day, would be 30-40 or more people, and a whole steer (as in ±400# of beef) being roasted up.
Lake Somerville on the horizon.jpg That's a small place, only 5-6 Sections just south of Lake Somerville, Texas. They know how to host a party, too.

Now, if a person is holding a wedding, and doing so "on the ranch" rather than "in town" at 40-50-100 miles away, the social situation will be similar, but the attire will be more formal for the wedding party. Which might limit the selection of firearms present (as in more pocket pistols and the like). But, you are still parking over by the tractor shed, or in a scalped bit of pasture where a pavilion is set up. You might want to watch your step and have one's wits about them for snakes, coyotes and the like, displaced by all the fuss.

Now, a Court Gun is its own thing. A person in rural LE will have bumped into the Trusty over at the County Jail who hand-tools leather as an avocation. And, such a "pretty" bit of leather is either inappropriate or not regulation for patrol, but suits just fine for plain-clothes attendance in Court. Often a Court Gun is just an un-embellished Service sidearm, just riding in a nicer rig than the EDC. Every so often it was an engraved bit of work reserved to the purpose, but "plain Jane" is/was more common
 
As a point of order, there are differences between Court Guns, Wedding Guns, and BBQ guns.

Now, the quintessential barbecue gun is based on folks on large rural holdings celebrating a social situation. If you have, say, 50-100 Sections, and you want to celebrate something, you are like to invite the neighbors, who are likely to have similarly-sized properties. These are folk who might have a mile or two drive to get to the nearest public road, and then a 30-40 drive to the neighbor's front door. They are like to go about ready to cope with non-cash wildlife.

So, it's not a statement of a need to e defended or protected; it's more a case of people showing up the way they dress every day, equipped as they would be every day.

Now, a person might, as it's a social celebration, opt for a "prettier" version of the EDC, if they have one. Same way they might wear a nicer pair of boots.

For scope, these event, back in the day, would be 30-40 or more people, and a whole steer (as in ±400# of beef) being roasted up.
View attachment 1038949That's a small place, only 5-6 Sections just south of Lake Somerville, Texas. They know how to host a party, too.

Now, if a person is holding a wedding, and doing so "on the ranch" rather than "in town" at 40-50-100 miles away, the social situation will be similar, but the attire will be more formal for the wedding party. Which might limit the selection of firearms present (as in more pocket pistols and the like). But, you are still parking over by the tractor shed, or in a scalped bit of pasture where a pavilion is set up. You might want to watch your step and have one's wits about them for snakes, coyotes and the like, displaced by all the fuss.

Now, a Court Gun is its own thing. A person in rural LE will have bumped into the Trusty over at the County Jail who hand-tools leather as an avocation. And, such a "pretty" bit of leather is either inappropriate or not regulation for patrol, but suits just fine for plain-clothes attendance in Court. Often a Court Gun is just an un-embellished Service sidearm, just riding in a nicer rig than the EDC. Every so often it was an engraved bit of work reserved to the purpose, but "plain Jane" is/was more common

:) :thumbup:
 
And I never heard the term BBQ gun before. I don't know that I even I have one that would fit. I may have to rectify that situation.
I'd heard of BBQ guns before. I'm pretty sure I read and saw pictures of some in an article written by the great Skeeter Skelton way back when.
However, I don't think I have a gun that would fit either. I've always thought I'd like to have a chrome-plated, pearl-handled 1911 for a BBQ gun. Some tasteful engraving on it would be okay too, but it would have to be a 38 Super - no run of the mill 45ACP for my BBQ gun!:D
 
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