Not quite all guns are beautiful:
http://arthurshall.com/x_2007_manly_firearms.shtml
THE TEN MANLIEST FIREARMS
by Guest Author, Crazy Einar
Manly Firearms, Manly Guns
This was a hard piece to write, because guns by definition are manly, except for Berettas, gold-plated TEC9s, .25 caliber pistols or anything made by the French. To simplify things, I have limited it to modern cartridge firearms a man might, can, and should collect and shoot. There are certainly other manly weapons, and you may have a different list. As long as the list contains nothing French, gold-plated, .25 or with pearl grips (which Patton correctly observed are the mark of a New Orleans pimp), it is a good list.
(Article is here)
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