Need another reason for CCW? Animal Attack Files

Never gave it much thought but now that you mention it, what would you use to stop a 400-pound ape ...

... The gorilla in this story was reported to be only 300 pounds but a lot of male gorillas that I've seen in zoos have been 400-500 pounds. Don't think five rounds of .38special coming from a J-frame would do much good. Wonder if a 9mm or a .45ACP would get the job done?

what would you use to stop a 400-pound ape ...

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LEO/authorities I suggest:
10#'s of banannas and a tranquilzer gun...
call two wagons to transport, one for the ape, the other for the winos that are in the alley...ready for/ headed to recovery...tho not a pink elephant...close enough to seek sobriety...

Me, I doing the tennis shoe shuffle, 1911 or not I'm outta there...I ain't proud or bashful...

the most important thing you can do to your gun to make it usefull when shooting a Gorilla,is to file the front sight off....that way when he takes it from you and sticks it up your a$$....it won't hurt as much!!!
Isn't this why they invented the S&W 500???

The alternatives look like,

1. If the 870 is available, slug up, and wish for a magazine extension
2. Maintain distance if possible, and call a friend with a suitable rifle
3. And of course, the ever popular: run awaaaaaaaaaay
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   not necessarily in that order...

Bring me The Holy Hand Grenade!

Brave brave Sir Robin

Pull the pin and count to five.

Three, sir.

Right, three...

Assume the crash position.(Bend over, place head between legs, and kiss your A$$ goodbye.)

Hey, that looks like me! "El Tejon, put on a darn shirt, would ya?"

I'm not due in Baaawwwston until January though.

O.K., I have a REAL THR question: who would win between this gorilla and a mutant zombie bear who knew martial arts?