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Life on Earth will cease to exist as you know it on Tuesday at 3:57 p.m. You will be flown to a small log cabin out in the middle of nowhere with an adequate source of food, a good woman, a dog, a woodburning stove, axe, knives, other tools, 10,000 rounds of assorted ammunition, an autographed copy of Ann Coulter's Godless and Elmer Keith's Hell, I Was There. Oh yes, and a new .357 magnum and a new .44 magnum (both revolvers) with your choice of grips. I'll kick in a Ruger 10/22 rifle and a Mark II pistol because I'm a nice guy and, well, because this isn't real.
Your choice of .357s are these and no others:
1. Ruger Security-Six 6-inch barrel.
2. Ruger Security-Six 4-inch barrel.
3. Ruger GP100 6-inch
4. Ruger GP100 4-inch
5. Smith & Wesson 686 6-inch
6. Smith & Wesson 686 4-inch
7. Smith & Wesson 66 6-inch
8. Smith & Wesson 66 4-inch
9. Colt Python 6-inch
10. Colt Python 4-inch
The .44 magnum choices:
A. Smith & Wesson 629 6-inch
B. Ruger Redhawk 7-inch
Warning: Anyone selecting a gun not on this list will have their woman replaced with Rosie O'Donnell and their copy of Elmer Keith's Hell, I was There! with a copy of Osama bin Laden's Hell, I was There!
Please explain why your choices.
Your choice of .357s are these and no others:
1. Ruger Security-Six 6-inch barrel.
2. Ruger Security-Six 4-inch barrel.
3. Ruger GP100 6-inch
4. Ruger GP100 4-inch
5. Smith & Wesson 686 6-inch
6. Smith & Wesson 686 4-inch
7. Smith & Wesson 66 6-inch
8. Smith & Wesson 66 4-inch
9. Colt Python 6-inch
10. Colt Python 4-inch
The .44 magnum choices:
A. Smith & Wesson 629 6-inch
B. Ruger Redhawk 7-inch
Warning: Anyone selecting a gun not on this list will have their woman replaced with Rosie O'Donnell and their copy of Elmer Keith's Hell, I was There! with a copy of Osama bin Laden's Hell, I was There!
Please explain why your choices.