Langenator, as of about six weeks ago, during the most recent legislative session, a bill was passed criminalizing bestiality. It passed both houses with no dissenting votes, and horses everywhere in the state neighed in relief!
PS: What Langenator was referring to was a story last year that got huge media attention in this area: a man who died after having sex with a horse. "How unusual", I thought. "The horse must have kicked him and he died of blunt impact trauma". I was sadly wrong. The deceased animal 'lover' died of a perforated colon caused by being the receptive partner to the stallion. It turns out that there was a group of people, sharing information on the Internet, who were breaking into a horse barn in Enumclaw and having their way with the horses! As my teenagers like to say, way too much information! After the story came out, it turned out that there was no applicable criminal statute. So in order to prevent Washington from becoming a mecca for horse ****ers, a law was passed.
