steal your wallet, buy a gun online faxing or e-mailing your driver's license as ID. I give a different address than what's on the license, explaining that I've moved. FFL lets me do the 4473 online with electronic signature. He ships to you (me) at the address I gave. I do a contract hit and leave the gun at the scene. You probably won't get convicted, but get hassled, spend money on a lawyer, your wife leaves you for being a dumb ass, takes the kids and dog, you lose your job because your corporate credit card was in your wallet and used for porn..............