Y'all,
There was a sketch on TV years ago where a person walks into a gun store wanting to buy a gun for defense. Instead of a gun, the guy behind the counter offers him a piece of dog turd speared on a stick. He says something to the effect that nobody will want to get near you if you go waving one of these 'babys' around. He then offered an 'automatic', which was a forked stick with two turds and which rotated off of a Dremel tool.
I thought that was rather funny.
Anyone think that this would have any 'practical' deterrent value?
There was a sketch on TV years ago where a person walks into a gun store wanting to buy a gun for defense. Instead of a gun, the guy behind the counter offers him a piece of dog turd speared on a stick. He says something to the effect that nobody will want to get near you if you go waving one of these 'babys' around. He then offered an 'automatic', which was a forked stick with two turds and which rotated off of a Dremel tool.
I thought that was rather funny.
Anyone think that this would have any 'practical' deterrent value?