TA DAAAH! We have a winner!
At best, stupid and negligent in the extreme. At worst, criminally culpable for felony reckless endangerment of others.
Well, you have convinced me (and I hope all others that ever read this thread).
As I like (over the course of an evening) the taste of a mixed drink or five, a beer or ten, I have decided, ver popular opinion, to do the following:
To make the call: " Honey, change the combination on the safe. Please remember what it is this time.
I'm at Kroger. I bought a
6-pack of coors. Well, yes, of course I have the tampons! Yes, that stuff too. I really don't care if the store brand makes your mom break out! Tell her to shop for herself! Yes maam, I'm sorry."
To announce: "Honey, it's me in the driveway. No, I normally do not expect you to come out in the rain to bring in groceries, but I have
beer! and a
gun!
Come get my gun before I kill all of the neighbors, lock it in the safe with my car keys, all of the knives (don't forget the boxcutter in the garage- those brought down the world trade center-doncha know), and the hammer.
Take the kids and go someplace safe. No, not you mother's! I told you that I was going to be drinking! If I get loose that is the first place that I'd look!"
I am going to get my five remaining Coors, a fire extinguisher and my cell phone. Handcuff myself to the eyebolt in the floor, and swallow the key (again, I do this every weekend, and that key is starting to taste like crap).
Oh, yeah! I am ready for a beer!
.....
4 Coors in the cooler and one to go.... One soldier left!
Kssseettttt!,
"What ? Hey!, No! Why are you here? Mother in Law's are not supposed to....to...
Your own ending choice of :
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