Everybody now.. what's your all time favorite gun slogan?

[armchairQB]

HK: Because you suck and we hate you.

At least it is close to that.

 

[lions]

"Just because we came to buy guns, doesn't mean we didn't bring any"

nice, what's that one from?

That is a quote from the movie "Ronin". Robert De Niro's character said that line. It is a great movie, definitely worth watching.

 

[BigMustard]

Top Three:

1)Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

2) Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

3) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Your life is expensive.

 

[sigman]

" Is that a pistol in your pocket ? "

" Or are you happy to see me ? "----Mae West

 

[sigman]

" I perfer slow & heavy over fast & light ! "
" I want to knock a bad guy down,not sting him and make him mad ! "
my own personal slogan referring to why i choose the .45 cal over the 9MM.

 

[sigman]

" got Sig ? "

 

[sigman]

My ex-wife recently said to me.....

" Bob.....why to you have so many guns for ....? It dosen't make you more- of-a-man ! "

I ,inturn answered, " That may be true...but there may come a dangerous time when i'll be more of a ' Alive Man ' than a ' Dead Man ! ' " Then my guns ' WILL ' make me more-of-a-man !!!

 

[ganymede]

"In Mozambique the AK-47 is actualy on their flag. Clearly, their Betsy Ross was one bad M----- F-----" - Stephen Colbert

 

[wishin]

Keep Honking, I'm reloading

 

[ganymede]

i just found this one

"Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident

 

[HOUNDDAWG]

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

 

[SShearer]

I don't wana die from a lack of shootin back.

 

[ozarkgunner]

I may have heard this or read it some where, but I live by it, "Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after me" or "I might be paranoid, but it doesn't mean they're not after me"

And this is a work in progress, "The most dangerous man is the one with nothing to loose."
This could go with it, " If you thought I was dangerous with my gun, take it away and see what happens."

 

[ozarkgunner]

My wife asked me why I'm so crazy about my guns. So I asked her why she's so crazy about our kids.

My wife asked how I could pay so much for a gun, I asked her how much our kids were worth.

 

[Two Cold Soakers]

Shoot him now, shoot him now.
- Bugs Bunny.

 

[61chalk]

Excellent post ozarkgunner...

 

[Weedy]

I may have heard this or read it some where, but I live by it, "Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after me" or "I might be paranoid, but it doesn't mean they're not after me"

And this is a work in progress, "The most dangerous man is the one with nothing to loose."
This could go with it, " If you thought I was dangerous with my gun, take it away and see what happens."

I don't know if Cobain got it from somewhere else, but that's a line in in a Nirvana song..."Territorial Pissings", In Utero.

 

[Weedy]

And my favorite EVER:

"I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it, Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle, and killt the bear that killt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack."

from Jeremiah Johnson

 

[ganymede]

"Just because your paranoid, don't mean their not after youuuuu!!!"- Nirvana, territorial pissings, 1992

"Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you" i belive that was joesph macarthy during the house un-american thingy c. ~1950 it may have been macarther? I'm sure it was a refernce to the russians


weedy, ozark, you both made me laugh with your other quotes

 

[ozarkgunner]

I use this one, "You comeplete me."

I just heard this one, nothing to do with guns in it's context, but I'm going to, "You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong"

 

[sidibear]

Whoopie Goldberg in Fatal Beauty, an often forgot classic line at the end of the film.
She shoots a guys several times with a rifle who then gets back up, rips his shirt open and says "Bullet proof vest bitch", she shoots him between the eyes with a revolver and replies "Smith and Wesson assh*le".

 

[Modgod]

"I thought you said this was buckshot?"
- Dick Cheney

Wabbit season, duck season, wabbit season, duck season, duck season (ka-blewee!). Oh boy, he was right... duck season!
- (Beakless) Daffy, Bugs, Elmer's shotgun


All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket.

 

[freakshow10mm]

I like my company slogan:

You can kill it. We can help.

 

[svaz]

a sig line that I saw somewhere and makes me smile every time I think about it:

'Bother', said Pooh as he chambered another round.

 

[longtooth]

Sir why do you carry so many extra bullets.

Because after a gun fight there has never been a person that thought they had too much ammo left over.