"Will you stop that, those cartridges are four dollars a piece!" "Yeah well they're coming our way and they're spending a lot of money." - Harley Davidison and the Marlbouro Man.
"Shed hunting?" "Will a .22lr work, it's all I have." My brother in Law. "Dumb city people, everyone knows you need at least a .243." -My brother
I have two guns, one for each of you. -Doc Holiday in Tomestone
There are 8 of you. I have six bullets. I'm going to lose. But so are six of you. Who is ready for last place, because I'm comfortable in 3rd. -Unknown origin
"We have to stop people from killing our wildlife." "Would you like to make a donation to start a national park?" -Tree hugger "Lady if National Parks stopped killings, I would carry one of them." Buy the F*^king squirrel a gun and you might be getting somewhere. - Again My little Brother
Same tree hugger. "We should ban guns. If you are concerned with protection, get a guard dog" "Lady People in Africa kill lions with a stick. Somehow I don't think your border collie has a shot in hell" -Again my loud mouthed brother
Is it dead? After the cat becomes a bloodspot on the wall in Boondoc Saints.
Sign on a garage during hurricain Katrina disaster. I am in here with a big dog, and ugly woman and a shotgun, looters will be shot. Dated. On the other garage door at a later date it read. Wife left, sold my things, eating a bowl of dog gumbo.....Still have the shotgun.
"And why did you feel you had the right to brandish your weapon and kill Tom's german shepard." "Well I gave him two verbal warnings and he continued to advance with ill intent." "How do you know it was with ill intent." 'Call it an educated guess after I was bitten the 3rd time." "I don't think the dog understood your verbal commands." Ingnorance is never an excuse." -Correspondense between a judge and myself a couple years ago,