Everybody now.. what's your all time favorite gun slogan?

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It's not a slogan yet, and I don't own one, but I thought "Grin and Barrett", with a picture of a kid shooting a Barrett .50BMG rifle would be a great advertising slogan for the rifle company!
 
1911, when there's no 1 to help you, 911 won't do.

(original ^, may put in on a bumper sticker)
 
As much as you'll groan, could there be a new spokesperson in the works?

"Glock 18. When 18 holes just doesn't satisfy you."

- T. Woods (Glock 18 is a full auto, not bashing the golfer as that would be in poor taste)
 
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My own quote and words to live by :

The man who comes to take my firearms will be treated the same as the man who comes to take my life-- Adam J. Nelson
 
I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer is a gun and if that don't work, use more gun.
-The Engineer TF2

"This is my weapon, she weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"
-The Heavy TF2
The Team Fortress 2 Videos have loads of ridiculous gun quotes.

The origin of kill them all and let god sort them out since it popped up earlier.
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."—"Kill them all, the Lord will recognise His own." -Abbot Commander Arnaud Amaury during the Albigensian Crusade when asked how the soldiers were to tell the difference between Cathars and Cahtolics
 
You've got "replica" written down the side of your gun...And I've got "Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine." Bullet Tooth Tony
 
Just Jim said:
If guns kill people then Rosie Odonals spoon made her fat

:) Come now, Jim. If we're not gonna ban guns, we can't ban utensils. It should read as follows: :)

Just Jim said:
If guns kill people, then Rosie O'Donald's knife, fork, and spoon made her fat.

Woody

"Knowing the past, I'll not surrender any arms and march less prepared into the future." B.E.Wood

If you want security, buy a gun. If you want longevity, learn how to use it. If you want freedom, carry it. B.E.Wood
 
"Will you stop that, those cartridges are four dollars a piece!" "Yeah well they're coming our way and they're spending a lot of money." - Harley Davidison and the Marlbouro Man.

"Shed hunting?" "Will a .22lr work, it's all I have." My brother in Law. "Dumb city people, everyone knows you need at least a .243." -My brother

I have two guns, one for each of you. -Doc Holiday in Tomestone

There are 8 of you. I have six bullets. I'm going to lose. But so are six of you. Who is ready for last place, because I'm comfortable in 3rd. -Unknown origin

"We have to stop people from killing our wildlife." "Would you like to make a donation to start a national park?" -Tree hugger "Lady if National Parks stopped killings, I would carry one of them." Buy the F*^king squirrel a gun and you might be getting somewhere. - Again My little Brother

Same tree hugger. "We should ban guns. If you are concerned with protection, get a guard dog" "Lady People in Africa kill lions with a stick. Somehow I don't think your border collie has a shot in hell" -Again my loud mouthed brother

Is it dead? After the cat becomes a bloodspot on the wall in Boondoc Saints.

Sign on a garage during hurricain Katrina disaster. I am in here with a big dog, and ugly woman and a shotgun, looters will be shot. Dated. On the other garage door at a later date it read. Wife left, sold my things, eating a bowl of dog gumbo.....Still have the shotgun.

"And why did you feel you had the right to brandish your weapon and kill Tom's german shepard." "Well I gave him two verbal warnings and he continued to advance with ill intent." "How do you know it was with ill intent." 'Call it an educated guess after I was bitten the 3rd time." "I don't think the dog understood your verbal commands." Ingnorance is never an excuse." -Correspondense between a judge and myself a couple years ago,
 
You've got "replica" written down the side of your gun...And I've got "Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine." Bullet Tooth Tony

Great now I have to re watch the movie! Thanks!
 
from Quigley down under right after the gun fight
"i said i never had much use for one,didn't say i didn't know how to use one"
 
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