Some of my all time favorites:
"There are three reasons to own a gun: To protect yourself and your family, to hunt dangerous and delicious animals, and to keep the King of England out of your face." — Krusty the Clown
"If you're being mugged by a couple of clowns, don't hesitate; go for the juggler."
"Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready."
- Theodore Roosevelt
"All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force, take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. If destruction is to be our lot, we ourselves must be its authors. As a nation of freemen we shall live forever or die by suicide." -- Abraham Lincoln
“Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them."
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