Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

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"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f_ck with me, I’ll kill you all." -U.S. Marine General James Mattis

Not exactly High Road or from a movie but one of my favorites.
 
Christian Slater in Kuffs

Gunshop scene

I can’t remember the dialogue exactly but it goes something like this:

Christian Slater: "I’m looking for a really big gun that hold lots of bullets";

Gun shop owner: "God bless you my son!";

Gun shop owner: "This is a Berretta FS – holds 15 in the mag and one in the pipe";

Christian Slater: "do you have one that holds more?";

Gun shop owner: "Nope";

Christian Slater: “I’ll take two”.
 
"If I had me a horse pistol like that I wouldn't be afraid of no booger man." -- True Grit
 
From one of the greatest Western's ever..........

"We deal in lead, friend" Steve McQueen in 'The Magnificent Seven'

Can't believe that movie has missed nine pages of threads??????

It didn't. Its there.

"Josey aren't we gonna bury them?"

"Naw, buzzards gotta eat same as worms".

I don't know the name of the movie but, "If'n I shoot you with this yer gonna rot from the inside out".
 
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Gun shop owner: That gun takes a 14 shot clip. You expecting an army?

Frank Serpico: No. Just a division.

Al Pacino in Serpico buying the Hi-Power
 
From sex drive

Your not gonna shoot me! you don't have the balls to shoot me! BANG! Anyone can shoot a gun in the air! BANG! ahh... Anyone can shoot someone in the leg!

Then the guy in the doughnut costume pistol whips him and he gets knocked unconcious
 
Pawn Shop Owner: "You're trying to buy bullets with food stamps???" shoot 'em up

Sheriff Bart: "He had the fastest hands in the west!"
Kid: "In the world" Blazing Saddles

Kid "No, don't shoot him. You'll just make him angry!" Blazing Saddles
 
"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks." Phil Hartman as Jack Handy SNL


I beleive that was actually leftist POS and soon-to-be Senator Al Franken.
 
War Wagon

John Wayne and Kirk Douglas after shooting the bad guys.



Douglas: Mine hit the ground first.
Wayne: Mine was taller.
 
Tropic Thunder.

Downey Jr playing the african-american SGT: "I'm a lead farmer, motha-f***a!"

"I don't know what its called, all I know is the sound it makes when it takes a life."
 
I didn't read them all, so if someone else posted it, sorry.

But in Sin City Bruce Willis 's character says, "I take away his weapon(s)" then shoots the child molester in the hand holding the gun.

Then says "both of them," referring to both weapons and shoots him in the family jewels.

Now, I thought that was funny.

Death Wish 5

The bad guy (O'Shea, I think): "Guns make you nervous?"

Paul Kersey: "Guns have their uses, idiots with guns make me nervous."
 
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
Tuco " If you're gonna shoot , shoot don't talk"
 
Has to be from 1 of the best westerns ever-----"My name is nobody".(Sergio Leone) "Nobody was faster on the draw"!!!!







Jack Beauregard (Henry Fonda) is a tired, aging legendary gunslinger who just wants to retire in peace in Europe to get away from young gunmen constantly trying to test themselves against the master. The film opens with three rascals ambushing Beauregard in a barbershop. After Beauregard has dispatched them, the barber's son asks his father if there is anyone in the world faster than Beauregard, to what the barber replies "Faster than him? Nobody!"

'Nobody' (Terence Hill) idolizes Beauregard and wants to see him die in a blaze of glory going against the infamous Wild Bunch singlehanded. The Wild Bunch are a gang of bandits who launder their loot of stolen gold via a fake goldmine. The owner sends them after Beauregard because the latter's now-dead brother was in on the deal.

Nobody dogs Beauregard through the west, encountering many who wish him dead, and pesters him to let him stage his grand finale. Eventually, the grand shoot-out does take place by a railway line. Nobody arranges for Beauregard to shoot at the Wild Bunch's mirrored-concho-decorated saddles which, he's discovered, contain sticks of dynamite, thus letting a few good shots eliminate many of the men. To escape, the two board a train that Nobody has stolen.

Finally, Nobody fakes a very public showdown with Beauregard, "killing" him and allowing him to slip away quietly. A street sign, marking where the gunfight took place, says "Nobody Was Faster On The Draw". Beauregard boards a boat for Europe and a quiet retirement, while Nobody takes up his own life of adventure.
 
"You know what a haza is Frank?! A pig that don't fly straight, and neither do you!"

Scarface



"yippee kay yay M#&er%#*er"

Die Hard (which I'm sure was probably mentioned already)


"A whisper in the ear from this girl goes a long way."
Steve Seagal Marked for Death
 
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"Quote "No....it isn't virgins...it's Virginians....and now you are about to meet them...click.." From The Day They Bagged Osama (....not yet filmed...)"

Not funny in the slightest.
 
not with a gun, but; what movie, what actor??
after holding a thug by his leg over a roof edge to get information [and dropping him] next scene at ground level his ( partner) asks him where the thug is and he says--'i let him go'.
sounds like something arnold would say.......
 
Claude: That came from the Arnold Schwartzenegger movie "Commando". He played the character "Matrix" and his inadvertant partner was Rae Dawn Chong. The quote was after he dropped the guy over the side of a cliff.
 
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