Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

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Sci Fi Movie Quotes

Earl and Burt from Tremors:

[Burt cuts off a piece of fuse for a bomb for Earl]

Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!

Jayne from "Our Mrs. Reynolds" of the Firefly Series:

Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun."
 
Really esoteric one, not from a movie, but since others are quoting sci-fi novels....

"You'll hurt him with a .38, son, but he'll kill you with a .45" Michael Callahan, from Spider Robinson's "Callahan's" series of books.

Mae West, and I wish I could remember which movie it was from: "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"


"Any of you guys know how to work those things?" Steven Seagal in Under Siege, indicating the 16" guns of the U.S.S. Missouri.
 
Some of my favorites are from "True Grit":

John Wayne: "Why that's a Colt's Dragoon!"
Kim Darby: "Yes, and I mean to shoot Tom Cheney with it."
John Wayne: "Well that oughta do the job, if you can find a fence post to rest it on."

A few minutes later, she asks him to escort her back to her boarding-house, and he replys with my favorite line:
John Wayne: (slurring drunkenly) "If I had a big ol' HOSS PISTOL like that, I wouldn't be scared of no BOOGER-MAN!"


Later she asks him why he loads his revolver with only five rounds:
John Wayne: "So I don't shoot myself in the foot!"

In the movie "Gallipoli", the Australian troops are ordered to make a bayonet charge against the Turkish machine guns, with their own rifles unloaded (for extra motivation):
Sergeant: "Right Lads! Nothing up the spout!"
 
Asassins Movie

Antonio Banderas,In The Asassins Movie With Sylvester Stallone."Cuidado Con Las Armas Las Carga El Diablo",Be Careful With The Gun,The Devil Carry Them.:cool:
 
This is probably my favorite quote now from Tropic Thunder:


Cody:"That's a pretty cool sidearm you got there. What is it?"

Four Leaf Tayback:"I don't know what it's called. I just know the sound it makes, when it takes a man's life."
 
“It’s an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools”.
Johnny Dangerously

“I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got”.
Raising Arizona

"Why do you carry such big guns?"
"It's a big town."
Young Guns

"I see you got ol' Charlie with ya."
"Yep."
BANG
"You don't go 'im no more!! haha"
Young Guns

"Say hello to my little friend."
Scarface

George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two.

From the movie Kuffs.

[Kuffs and Bukovsky, armed with pump shotguns, are facing about a dozen hoods in the film's climactic confrontation]
Unidentified Hood: Hey, they only got three shots each! We can take 'em!
[He reaches for his gun, Ted blows him away]
George Kuffs: Okay, now we've established that he...
[gestures to dead hood]
George Kuffs: Can add, and he...
[gestures to Ted]
George Kuffs: Can subtract. Who wants to be next?
 
From Quigley Down Under with Tom Selleck:
Quigley to Elliot Marston after he out-draws and shoots him and his two henchmen in a "Shootout" at the end of the movie.

"I said I never had much use for one (Colt Pistol), I never said I didn't know how to use one."


EDIT I see The Guy beat me to it in post #38.
 
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Shoot 'em up.

Mr. Smith: [after making Hammerson shoot himself] Aren't guns just f****** great, Hammerson?
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Mr. Hertz: Oh yes sirey Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure. But before we part ways, tell me one thing - I am dead on about who you are, right?
Mr. Smith: Say that again?
Mr. Hertz: I said I am dead...
Mr. Smith: [interrupting him] Stop. That part of it you got right.
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Lone Man: You know we were never really trying to kill you. We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
Mr. Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
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The dark Knight

The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
[Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
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That's all I got time for.
 
"GUUUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon back together so quickly?" "Because you told me to Drill Sergeant"
Forrest Gump
 
Can't believe I'm the first to post this one from Snatch:

Sol: What the f*ck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses

And this:

Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of **** stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
 
Not sure this counts, but I love this exchange from the old "Married with children" TV series. Peg comes home after several days away. As she walks in the door:

Peg: Did you miss me, Al?
Al: With every shot so far....
 
What rule did you shoot him under?

We were fighting the Boer the way he fought us. I'll tell you what rule we applied, Sir. We applied Rule .303. We caught them, and we shot them, under Rule .303.

Breaker Morant
 
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Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
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gotta love Burt
 
"That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?"

Miami Vice movie.
Crapy movie, awsome quote.
 
taxi driver

travis bickel (robert de niro) ....hey, sport how's the pimp business

gut shoots "sport" (harvey kietel).........."suck on this"
 
My favorites have been covered already, but I will add this one from Die Hard:

Bruce Willis is crawling rapidly under a row of tables while being chased by the Bad Guy who is running atop them. They both reach the end of the tables.

BG: "Ha! No more ta-a-ble!" (cocks submachine gun for dramatic effect) "Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!"

BW empties pistol through table top, hitting and killing BG.

"Thanks for the advice!"
 
OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Clint sitting in the back of a bar, when bounty hunter walks in and looks at him.

Bounty Hunter: You Josey?

Clint: You a bounty hunter?

Bounty Hunter: Man's got to make a livin.

Clint: Dyin don't sound like a way to make a livin.
 
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