KnightHawk67
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Another great Serenity quote:
Mal: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
Mal: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies
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Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us?
Gordie: No Ace, just you.
-- Stand by Me (~1986)
Gy Sgt Hartman: Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills
-- Full Metal Jacket (There must be at least 100 great quotes from that movie!)
Gordie: No Ace, just you.
-- Stand by Me (~1986)
Gy Sgt Hartman: Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills
-- Full Metal Jacket (There must be at least 100 great quotes from that movie!)
GodLibertyLife
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I prefer real life...
"Trust in God and keep your powder dry..." Oliver Cromwell
"Trust in God and keep your powder dry..." Oliver Cromwell
Cliff47
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Gotta ask - ROTLA? Acronym for a movie title?? Having a brain cramp deciphering this one.
Cliff47
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Thanks, just couldn't come up with THAT particular Harrison Ford movie. Great flick, tokk me back to the Saturday morning shows when I was growing up (come to think of it, I haven't grown up, just older).
'Card
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Zaphod Beeblebrox: "Hey, I'm a dangerous dude when I'm cornered."
Ford Prefect: "Yeah, you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."
Ford Prefect: "Yeah, you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."
LAZYACE1975
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"Forgiveness is between them & God. It's my job to arrange the meeting." Creasy, Man On Fire. "You gonna bite, little dog or are you just gonna bark?" Reservoir Dogs. All i can think of for now. Be safe, Lazyace.
cracked junior
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not sure if this one has been posted before.
in harley davidson and the marlboro man, the one guy says " its better to be dead and cool, then alive and uncool"
in harley davidson and the marlboro man, the one guy says " its better to be dead and cool, then alive and uncool"
Boom-stick
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"Tannen, I can shoot the fleas off a dogs back at 400yards with this thing.... and it's pointed at your head"
Doc Brown, Back to the Future III
Doc Brown, Back to the Future III
Uncle Buck
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"Guns; we need lots of guns."
Neo from The Matrix.
Neo from The Matrix.
30-06 lover
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Here is one from Dirty Harry...
Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.
Harry: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry: Well a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.
Harry: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry: Well a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
smince
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Another good quote from the Miami Vice TV series:
Crockett and Tubbs are posing as arms buyers to get Stinger missles off the street:
Tubbs: "These are dated 1980."
Bad Guy: "So?"
Crockett: "So...these are six years old. We want to make sure they go bang when they're suppossed to."
Bad Guy: "The Missouri was 40 years old. The Lebanese didn't know any difference!"
Crockett and Tubbs are posing as arms buyers to get Stinger missles off the street:
Tubbs: "These are dated 1980."
Bad Guy: "So?"
Crockett: "So...these are six years old. We want to make sure they go bang when they're suppossed to."
Bad Guy: "The Missouri was 40 years old. The Lebanese didn't know any difference!"
texascarl
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The Wild Bunch
Pike Bishop: If they move, kill 'em.
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Dutch Engstrom: They'll be waitin' for us.
Pike Bishop: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Pike Bishop: Let's go
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(final lines in movie)
Sykes: What are your plans, now?
Deke Thornton: Drift around down here. Try to stay out of jail.
Sykes: Well, me and the boys got some work to do. You want to come with us? It ain't like it used to be; but it'll do.
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Critical Bill: I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
Pike Bishop: If they move, kill 'em.
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Dutch Engstrom: They'll be waitin' for us.
Pike Bishop: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Pike Bishop: Let's go
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(final lines in movie)
Sykes: What are your plans, now?
Deke Thornton: Drift around down here. Try to stay out of jail.
Sykes: Well, me and the boys got some work to do. You want to come with us? It ain't like it used to be; but it'll do.
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Critical Bill: I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
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From 'Crossfire Trail'
"Why you use that old Evans, Joe?"
"Well it's got 28 bullets ... and I ain't a very good shot."
and later, when the BG's are holed up in a bar.
"It's a first for me, Joe."
"What's that?"
"I never had to fight my way into a saloon before!"
"Why you use that old Evans, Joe?"
"Well it's got 28 bullets ... and I ain't a very good shot."
and later, when the BG's are holed up in a bar.
"It's a first for me, Joe."
"What's that?"
"I never had to fight my way into a saloon before!"
This isn't a movie but it's one of my favorites.
From the Simpsons:
Announcer: Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show"
Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that's... what?
Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[cocks gun]
Bronson: To fix Emmett.
Even has a website: http://bronsongriffith.ytmnd.com/
From the Simpsons:
Announcer: Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show"
Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that's... what?
Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[cocks gun]
Bronson: To fix Emmett.
Even has a website: http://bronsongriffith.ytmnd.com/
ryoushi
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From Get Shorty
Ray Bones [noticing Ronnie likes to flash his .357 revolver a lot]
"You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun way down in your belt like that."
Ronnie "Whatta you got there? A Wop 9? F___in' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time.
Ray Bones Nods, smiles and shoots Ronnie full of 9mm holes
Ray Bones [noticing Ronnie likes to flash his .357 revolver a lot]
"You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun way down in your belt like that."
Ronnie "Whatta you got there? A Wop 9? F___in' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time.
Ray Bones Nods, smiles and shoots Ronnie full of 9mm holes
statelineblues
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Serpico
In a gun shop, looking over a Browning Hi-Power:
Store owner:"Whattda need that for, son? you takin' on an army?"
Serpico:"No, just a Division."
In a gun shop, looking over a Browning Hi-Power:
Store owner:"Whattda need that for, son? you takin' on an army?"
Serpico:"No, just a Division."
White Horseradish
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From "Air America"
Billy Covington: [Gene is loading a submachine gun] Excuse me, is that an Uzi?
Gene Ryack: (glances at Babo & Billy) You know, that would make a great TV commercial? 'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi...accept no substitutes.'
Billy Covington: [Gene is loading a submachine gun] Excuse me, is that an Uzi?
Gene Ryack: (glances at Babo & Billy) You know, that would make a great TV commercial? 'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi...accept no substitutes.'
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"The Alamo"
"Wind must have kicked up."
Billy Bob Thorton as "Davey Crockett"
"Wind must have kicked up."
Billy Bob Thorton as "Davey Crockett"
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JMan74
'This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun' Stewie--the Family Guy (not a movie but much funnier)
I remember that line being spoken by R. Lee Ermey (The Gunny) in the film "Full Metal Jacket".
'This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun' Stewie--the Family Guy (not a movie but much funnier)
I remember that line being spoken by R. Lee Ermey (The Gunny) in the film "Full Metal Jacket".
kengrubb
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From "Happy, Texas"
Josephine: The last man in that safe who didn't work here, my Daddy shot in his tracks.
Harry: I understand that's the most painful place to be shot in.
Marshal Nalhober: [as Sheriff Dent is trading shots with the BG] That is one big d*ck cop.
Fat Woman [can't recall the character's name]: I like my men rougher, and packin' [as she grabs Sheriff Dent's butt].
Josephine: The last man in that safe who didn't work here, my Daddy shot in his tracks.
Harry: I understand that's the most painful place to be shot in.
Marshal Nalhober: [as Sheriff Dent is trading shots with the BG] That is one big d*ck cop.
Fat Woman [can't recall the character's name]: I like my men rougher, and packin' [as she grabs Sheriff Dent's butt].
Stevie-Ray
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You just come up here to see me and I'll blow you away like lint.
YOU SHOT MY GUN!!! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, that really pisses me off!
This one's got your name and address on it!
Jack, you're not gonna believe this. I brought the wrong bullets.
No sweetheart, those are long and thin, 45s are short and fat.....Robin Williams, The Survivors
YOU SHOT MY GUN!!! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, that really pisses me off!
This one's got your name and address on it!
Jack, you're not gonna believe this. I brought the wrong bullets.
No sweetheart, those are long and thin, 45s are short and fat.....Robin Williams, The Survivors
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