Trying to be creative and non-repetitive, I only read the first couple of pages.
"How about if I only raise one hand? Which one do you like better?"
"I used to box for Oxford!" "Yeah, and I used to kill for the CIA." -A Fish Called Wanda
"I'll turn that wall into an expressionist painting." Crockett, "Freefall"
"And I have two guns here. One for each of ya."
(With muzzle on Ike Clanton's forehead) "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe." -Seconding the protest for Kilmer not getting an oscar nod for Tombstone
"He had an accident. He fell on his knife four times."
"Hablo Smith and Wesson?"
"We could be regular people." "Regular people suck!"
"You have the right to remain DEAD. You have the right to a CORONER. If you cannot afford a medical examiner, one will be provided to you by the state. Do you understand these rights?" -Pretty much all of Running Scared
"This is the AK-47 assualt rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired. Learn to recognize it." -Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge, after a 30-round dancing lesson for his platoon
"You just killed him!" "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him. Open the trunk."
"A million people died in Rwanda, what did you do about it?" "I don't know anyone in Rwanda!" "YOU DON'T KNOW THE GUY IN THE TRUNK EITHER!" -Collateral
"You're talking about the bogeyman! Besides, you know what a (throws the Webley in the suitcase) cautious fellow I am." -Harrison Ford, ROTLA
"Replicants weren't supposed to have feelings. Neither were Blade Runners. Didn't make me feel any better about shooting an unarmed woman in the back." -Blade Runner
(Looking at the damaged wing) "What caused this damage?" "Sparrows." (Looks at the pilot sideways) "Were those 30 or 40 mm sparrows?" -13 Days
"You and your seven-shot six-shooter." Ann Margret to Arnold Schwartzeneggar in The Villain
And still cracks me up every time,
(Raises right hand,) "I swear I will not kill anyone." (Shoots guard in the kneecaps, guard is screaming on the ground,) "He'll live." -Terminator 2.
When I wake up at two in the morning because I remembered more, and get up to post them, and my wife asks me where I'm going, I better tell her I met another woman online or she will be MAD.