Favorite line from a movie... again

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From Desperado:


[El Mariachi has just walked out of the confessional booth]

Priest: Would you like confession?
El Mariachi: Maybe later, where I'm going I would just have to come straight back.



-- John
 
Matthew Quigley (Tom Selleck) after dumping the ranch owner and his cronies...

I said I never had much use for a pistol. I never said I didn't know how to use one.

Tom Cruise in Collateral.

Yo Homey... is that my briefcase?
 
Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri
Et Fili
Spiritus Sancti

where is that line from?:what:
 
Mike-"Jeez- how do you work these things?" Looks down at an M16 he just picked up

Sherman-Looks down at his own M16 "Well, according to Stoddard's guide to modern weaponry, you eject the spent clip, you pop the fresh clip into the chamber, pull back the cocking mechanism and........ you're ready to rock and roll." Sherman walks off grinning maniacally while Vinnie gives Mike a confused look

Vinnie-"What'd he say???"


From one of my all time favorite movies, "My Science Project"
 
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. 'Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.'... You got that?!"--Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
 
any of doc holliday's lines from Tombstone. namely...
cowboy: youre so drunk you couldnt hit nothin...youre probably seeing double
doc holliday: i got 2 guns, one for each of ya

and from We Were Soldiers
mel gibson: dont you think its about time to get yourself an m-16?
sam elliott: by the time i need one, there'll be plenty lyin on the ground
 
a couple of favorites:

Police Academy:
Tackleberry: "Nice Piece!"

Unforgiven:
Sherriff: "Mister, you just shot an unarmed man"
William Munny: "He shoulda armed himself if he's going to decorate his establishment with my friend!"
 
"Don't let a few seconds of bravery screw up the rest of your life"



"It would'nt be any fun if they just fell over with their feet in the air, now would it?"


"You don't understand, they shot my dog"
 
Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot.
-Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
-John Wayne

MANCO: (Loads Indio's body onto the cart with the rest of the dead gang.) Ten thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty-two... Twenty two. (Hears man moving behind him, turns and shoots him.) Twenty-seven.

MORTIMER: Any trouble, boy?

MANCO: No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.


Clint Eastwoof- from a few dollars more
 
From talladega nights, I'd have to go with...
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth"
 
"This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy and it makes a disctinctive sound when fired at you" Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
 
"Your Best!? Losers Always complain about their Best! The winners get to go home and **** the Prom Queen!" -Sean Connery (The Rock)
 
there are some good ones here.

In my original post Imentioned that this was my favorite from a non cowboy movie. There are so many good ones from movies like Tombstone that it is hard to know where to start. I of course love the line from Doc Holliday when he says "Ihave two guns, one for each of you." One of my other favorites is from the movie Young Guns 2. Billy the Kid has just rescued his old gang from hanging and the mayor tells the sherrif to put a posse together and go after them. The sherrif throws hidge on the ground, spits tobacco juice on it and says " I'd ruther drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than ride after them":evil:
 
"The path of the righteous man is beset on both sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrany of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness for he truly is his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengance upon thee."
 
"The path of the righteous man is beset on both sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrany of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness for he truly is his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengance upon thee."

Check mate !!! I thought I had it with the Saints ............nice move !!!

My fav Josey Wales :

" When thing's get bad , you have to get mean , plumb mad dog mean "
 
"If God had not wanted them to be sheared He would not have made them sheep."

--The bandit leader in "The Magnificent Seven".

"Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid."

--attributed to John Wayne.
 
-Whats in these things!?
-Just common household materials in the right proportions.

-This not being an officialy sanctioned operation ive brought some stuff of my own design.
 
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