See I know this is a joke. It was just put out there to make you THINK our government is stupid.
Because when I flew to phoenix, they confiscated Naval Surface Warfare Center Money clip with a .75 inch blade that is barely sharp enought to open letters, yet let me keep
My all metal, 6 inch long pen (stabbing weapon)
My keys, on a 4ft chained length of 550 cord (flail, garrote)
My Steel Toed Boots (impact weapon)
My belt, with heavy buckle (flail)
Oh, and while I was on the flight, I got
A Fork (stabbing weapon)
And there was a phone in front of me (flail, garrote)
And of course, they let me keep my hands, considered lethal weapons in all 50 states.(It sucks because I have to have a permit to put my hands in my pockets)
So see, that has to be a joke, becuase if were really worried about all the little useless things, and let all those other weapons through without a second glance, then that would mean that they aren't really trying to keep us safe, but make the sheep feel that they are sa....
Oh, never mind, I get it now.
Ed